At Extreme Workout day, Jackie imparts more Jackie Wisdon: If you finish this, you’ll get a sense of personal victory like you’ve never had in your life.
Shay and Stacy tackle the workout with renewed vigor. Craig taunts everyone through the workout in the best way suited to them. He calls Bryan a little bitch and tells Jeana she’s beautiful right before giving her a five star slap on the tush.
Shay actually impresses everyone and sprints to the finish line, coming in third place. Jackie tells everyone she is so proud of them, and rewards them with climbing the stairs. I don’t know where Jackie was brought up, but in my world, the stairs are a form of severe punishment.
Stacy says she’s going to channel her inner athlete and does well. She only stops when feeling a pain in her knee and Jackie tells her to give up.
That night, Bryan, Joe, Nikki and Stacy go out to dinner and I think I’m going to need a drink for this. Stacy just walked into the mouse trap with three hungry cats waiting to pounce.
Nikki orders a double vodka, Stacy says she can’t drink due to polycystic ovarian syndrome and Nikki says she can practically smell it.
It only gets worse – Stacy tells them she’s going on a blind date this week and they tear into her like she’s the last bag of Lays potato chips on earth.
Just to prove that no one is really a good friend, they all let Nikki eat dinner and get filmed with something stuck in her teeth.
The following day, Stacy has to leave her writing partner in order to meet up with Jackie for an impromptu workout. I’m not sure why Jackie is wearing jeans and boots to train Stacy, but she looks hot in it and I’m willing to let it slide.