Have you read Dorothy Snarker’s Emmy recap yet? If not, zip on over and so that before I reveal the results of our reader poll.
Done? Good!
So, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news first: You lot are kind of terrible at predicting Emmy winners. Good news: You got the most important one right!
Your chose: Matthew Morrison
The Academy chose: Jim Parsons
You were: Wrong. Blinded by your love of shiny show tunes and slushies again.
Your chose: Hugh Laurie
The Academy chose: Brian Cranston
You were: Wrong. I’m pretty sure you saw the word “House” and were confounded by your lust for Olivia Wilde.
Your chose: Lea Michele
The Academy chose: Edie Falco
You were: Wrong, but Lea Michele is your imaginary girlfriend so it’s understandable.
Your chose: Julianna Margulies
The Academy chose: Kyra Sedgwick
You were: Wrong. Also you hate southern accents, and, frankly, I’m a little hurt by that.
Your chose: Martin Short
The Academy chose: Aaron Paul
You were: Wrong. Again. You’re not very good at this game.
Your chose: Neil Patrick Harris
The Academy chose: Eric Stonestreet
You were: Wrong, but we can’t blame you. This category was stacked. (And gayer than a window.)
Your chose: Jane Lynch
The Academy chose: Jane Lynch
You were: Right! Because of course you were! She’s Jane Effing Lynch!
Your chose: Archie Panjabi
The Academy chose: Archie Panjabi
You were: Right again! When the Academy picks the queer characters, you’re really good at this game!
Your chose: Glee
The Academy chose: Modern Family
You were: Wrong. Look, if you haven’t watched the first season of Modern Family, do it right now. I said, right now!
Your chose: True Blood
The Academy chose: Mad Men
You were: Wrong, but excused. I, too, get bamboozled thinking about Anna Paquin’s breasts acting prowess.
Better luck with your Oscar predictions, lezzers!
