“Gossip Girl” Facebook recap: Threesome redux

Last night’s Gossip Girl was a throwback to the Pilot in a dozen ways, framed within a re-imagined fairy tale (so very Blair), accented with “Fame Monster” (so very Serena). Plus, lots of flipping and writhing from Lady Gaga, and flashbacks of flipping and writhing from Vanessa, Dan and Olivia. Double plus, Dan Humphrey uttered the greatest sentence to ever enter the canon of English phrases: “You want me to write a Snow White Lady Gaga musical to be directed by Blair Waldorf?”

Correct, Dan Humphrey. It will be your life’s greatest accomplishment — after that threesome, of course.

Now, into the recap machine, all of you!

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