“Gossip Girl” Facebook recap: Sweeps-some Threesome

Well, Lizzie McGuire is a woman now. A woman and a vampire. A woman and a vampire and an Arthurian legend. I guess you don’t get to be all three of those things without summoning up some serious pluck, and that’s exactly what she did when she initiated her night of NYU passion with Dan and Vanessa.

Lots of people are saying they can’t believe V would do such a thing — but c’mon: How did we meet Vanessa Abrams? She kept climbing in Dan’s window while he was making out with Serena! V’s been chasing down a threesome since season one.

I suppose you could argue that Vanessa and Olivia’s lip-lock played into that Katy Perry school of cherry chapstick, but in the UES — where the space-time continuum does not exist and Serena van der Woodsen writes speeches for Congressmen — it totally works.

The only thing this show’s ever taken seriously is Serena and Blair, and they’re as smitten as ever. And at least someone finally suggested they kiss. (“What are they fighting about now?” “Basically, how each one loves the other more than the other loves her.”)

Now onto the recap!

Thoughts on the Sweeps-some threesome? On Blair and Serena’s eternal love? Leave theem in the comments!

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