Naturally, given our exquisite taste in hot, several AfterEllen.com lovelies appeared. And being proper lesbians dedicated to serving the public good, we want to share pictures of those hotties, guaranteed to make your week better.
Hot Brainy Beauty — Emily Deschanel, Temperence “Bones” Brennan, Bones
If you looked at that picture and thought, “Wow, she looks smart!” then get thee to an optometrist.
Hottest Female Vampire of All Time — Deborah Ann Woll, Jessica Hamby, True Blood
Jessica is one sexy vampire, to be sure. But hottest vamp of all time? That category was won long, long ago. (The video stops just short of NSFW, which is a bit cruel, but a great motivation to add a certain lesbian vampire film to your Netflix list.)
Hottest Female Crime Fighter — Emily Procter, Calleigh Duquesne, CSI: Miami
Procter has come a long way since The West Wing. And working with Calleigh would give hope to any crime victim.
Hottest Female Comedy Star — Tina Fey, Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
An ew.com reader said, “Tina Fey is one woman I’d switch teams for any day.” In our dreams, Tina would be the one to switch teams — and I’d be first in line (at least until Dorothy Snarker knocked me out of the way).
Hottest Female Action Star — Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Walker, Chuck
If you didn’t watch Chuck last season, this picture should convince you to change your viewing habits. Agent Walker takes my breath away. And now that Stunt Double has shifted her loyalties to Helen Stewart, Sarah is mine, all mine.
Hottest Female Sci-Fi Star — Summer Glau, Cameron, Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles
Never has robotics been so beautiful. And even though Terminator was terminated, we get to see Summer this fall in Dollhouse. Thank you TV gods.
Hottest Male Sci-Fi Star — John Barrowman, Jack Harkness, Torchwood
As a bonus for our bisexual readers, I decided to include a beautiful boy. All right, who am I kidding? I have a huge crush on Jack. He didn’t even win the category, but so what? He’s adorable. There, I said it.
Check out the rest of the photo gallery at EW.com and let us know what you think. Who are your ultimate hotties? And who would be your No. 1?