Hanna gets a call from the lab, and the results are in: she is NOT the father! JK, Noel is not related to Ali, therefore he is not A.D., therefore she made a big fucking mistake. She comes clean to the Liars, who are like, “of fucking course you kidnapped Noel without us!” and the gang decides to question Noel together. They roll up to the hidey hole, only to find that Noel has escaped and taken the camera. They get a group text from A.D. with an address telling them to meet there and bring the flash drive.
Meanwhile, Caleb and Mona stake out Radley to spy on Jenna. They also make each other’s coffee, which is the cutest character moment ever. They see Jenna sidle up to bar and order some drinks, but it isn’t Jenna at all. It’s Sydney SwimTeam, who dropped by just to mess up their stakeout. I love that Jenna called her back to Rosewood just for a “fuck you” to Mona and Caleb.
Toby and Yvonne are packing up the car, ready to drive to Maine. Toby tries composing a goodbye tweet to Spencer with all his feels, but deletes it instead.
The Liars arrive at the meet-up point, which is an abandoned school for the blind that could double as Disney’ Haunted Mansion. OF COURSE it is. The school is filled with rats, cobwebs, and assorted props from American Horror Story. Jenna’s voice pipes in over the P.A. system, telling them that they took her eye sight. The Liars head upstairs, where they find Hanna’s camera in a baby nursery filled with broken dolls. Apparently this school was training blind folks to care for infants? No offense to blind people, but I can think of a million other jobs they’d be better suited for.
The Liars head into another room, filled with jars of fetal piglets and dead animals. I assume because the next most popular vocations for the blind are taxidermy and middle school biology teacher. There’s even a suit of armor with an axe to up the Scooby Doo quotient of the place. The Liars are about to run out when Emily realizes she left her phone upstairs. EMILY, THIS IS WHY YOU BUY PHONE INSURANCE.
Hanna runs upstairs with her, where they bump into Noel Kahn, who tells them that they can’t leave because they know too much (lol about what though). He chases them through the taxidermy room and grabs the axe from the suit of armor. Noel says that Jenna taught him and Charlotte how to smell fear, because apparently she’s Daredevil now. Hanna and Emily knock over the shelves and run for it. A bowling ball bounces down the stairs.
Aria, Spencer and Ali come face to face with Jenna holding a gun. The Liars realize that they’re caught in a #PLLDeathTrap while Jenna taunts Ali. Jenna tells her that she’s played the role of bitch, missing girl, dead girl Vivian Darkbloom, but tonight, she’s gonna play blind. Jenna turns off the lights, leaving them in the dark.
