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“Pretty Little Liars” recap (7.9): The Kahn Job

Spencer and Emily tell Aria about the dollhouse vids, and instead of A) uploading them to the Cloud B) posting them on YouTube or C) rushing them to the police station, they decide to wait until Hanna returns so they can all turn in the evidence together. UGHHHHH how much evidence has to be stolen for you dum-dums to make some copies?! It reminds of that time that Spencer thought she was so fucking smart by hiding evidence in her fucking chair and of course the chair was the first thing A went through?

So what you’re saying is…this isn’t gum? Because I asked you for gum.

Also, Sabrina shows up with cupcakes and Emily is like, “I’m busy with my friends and our secrets, get out of my clubhouse BYE!” and Sabrina is like, “Cool, I’ll just go fuck myself then.”

The Liars realize that Hanna is hunting Noel, and try to track her down, but Spencer has to go home because her mom’s car alarm is going off. Aria goes to check on Jason, and Emily sits and wonders what happened to this thing she called a life while eating fistfuls of red velvet cupcake.

Noel shows up at the bar, and Hanna brings him a spiked beer and an offer. She tells Noel that they are both suspects in Sara’s murder and that they can be each other’s alibis. Noel sees through her plan, nabs Sara’s phone, and storms out, leaving Hanna with both beers.

Here’s to cheap booze, cheap women, and cheap roofiesDAMMITHANNA!

A storm rolls through Rosewood, knocking out power throughout the neighborhood. Spencer is alone in her house, re-watching the dollhouse footage when a tree crashes through the window. She sees a shadowy figure and grabs a knife. Just then, Marco arrives, scaring the intruder off, but not before they steal the flash drive WITH ALL THE EVIDENCE.

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