They also find a copy of Twelfth Night with the name Archer Dunhill inscribed in it. Does A.D. stand for Archer Dunhill? Before they can continue snooping, Toby shows up and busts them. He asks if they touched anything, and facepalms when he realizes that OF COURSE they touched everything in the room. Guys, stop touching evidence! Even Toby knows better, and he went to online police school!
Over at Radley, Jenna sidles up to the bar where she meets Showers Harvey. They hold hands and talk about shared disfigurements caused by the Liars, and flirt over cocktails. Showers is all, “Are you a sour girl?” and Jenna orders four cherries, and it’s weird and awkward, and I feel like I should like this more than I do but seriously, Showers is just the fucking worst. Remember when she ate fried chicken with leather gloves on? I just can’t with this silly bitch.
Mary Drake walks into the house humming a lullaby that Ali recognizes from her mom. Mary tells her that their grandmother used to sing them to sleep with this song, which is fucking bullshit because the song is “Little Sparrow” by Dolly Parton and was released as part of her bluegrass trilogy in 2001. Finally, my obsessive love of PLL and Dolly Parton intersect! For real, though, that whole album is glorious. I love that Ali’s lullaby is all about love and men and lies and betrayal. Like, how fucking perfect is that?
Ali goes to the police station and meets with Marco, who tells her that Rollins targeted her for her money. He also tells her that Rollins was last seen in Baltimore, and there is traffic footage of him there. Ali starts panicking, despite burying Rollings and knowing that Mission Impossible level mask technology is sweeping the Eastern Seaboard.
