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“Orphan Black” recap (4.05): Oh, Baby

Meanwhile, out in the lobby, Krystal struts in, all high heels and lip gloss, pretending to be excited about her very own Bright Born baby.

I hope they tell her about Clone Club soon.

Evie Cho walks by her, and since she doesn’t know what Cosima knows, Krystal doesn’t bother to hide her face. So Evie struts right to Susan Duncan like a teacher’s pet with something to tattle tale and says she thinks Sarah Manning is here at Bright Born.

Back on the tour, Donnie is getting sucked in by the magic of tiny little baby eyes and chubby little baby cheeks when suddenly Krystal comes swooping in with a baby voice for the record books, scaring the crap out of Donnie…almost literally.

Out in the hallway, Cosima is taking pictures of the floor plan on the wall, sneaking into elevators, getting kicked off elevators…normal spy stuff.

Lesbian SciSpy is my favorite genre.

At Felix’s apartment, Adele teaches Kira how to dance while Sarah snoops around for DNA. Once she has it, she takes Kira to the comic book store to see Scott and tries to convince Kira that it’s just another stop on this day of fun.

When they get there, they’re playing with toys, and when Kira’s game turns to Sarah and Cosima fighting all the bad guys, Sarah asks her about the dreams she told Auntie Cosima about. But Kira just wants to play with her mum.

Art interrupts the playdate by calling and telling Sarah that creepo cop just told him Alison Hendrix was selling drugs out of Bubbles. What he didn’t mention was that the cop issued a thinly veiled threat and mentioned how much Alison (who foolishly put her popular mug on her campaign flyers) looks like Beth.

Sarah is surprised to hear Alison accused of selling drugs and is even more surprised when Alison cops to it. Alison swears that she’s retired from that life and asks if the cops mentioned Helena at all.

“Anything that rhymes with shmurder perhaps?”

When Sarah demands to know why they would, instead of mentioning the whole triple homicide thing, Alison just says that Helena ran away from home. They fight about it and end up calling each other “Bitch” almost simultaneously after hanging up, not unlike Sarah and Cosima in Season 1. Sestras, amiright?

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