This week’s Just Jillian picks up from last week, with Jillian and Heidi in Florida for Heidi’s mother’s birthday.
ICYMI: Jillian bought Heidi’s mom a golf cart for her birthday and when it was delivered, it did not look like it was worth the $13,000 she paid for it. The paint was chipping off, it was rusted in certain spots and Jillian was not pleased. In order to rectify the situation, the guys who delivered the cart have agreed to let them drive the crappy one while they build them a brand new one from scratch.
While at the grocery store to get supplies for the party, Heidi brings up conversations they have been having about wanting a third child, which is news to us! Jillian doesn’t seem as excited about the idea, so Heidi says they should table it until Jillian can find a balance between home and work. I am confused as to who really wants a third child-or if either of them does.
The guests start arriving for the party, and Jillian is very excited about when the strippers will arrive. I have no idea why she thinks strippers at her 70-year-old conservative mother-in-law’s birthday is a good way to win her over, but when Jillian admits it’s for her own enjoyment to see the old people get uncomfortable, it makes more sense. When the strippers came out, and they showed the looks on all the elderly people’s faces, I was laughing my ass off. Heidi’s mom looked like she was having a good time, but also like she wanted to cry. By the time the strippers were done with their show, almost every single guest left. I chose to believe they were leaving to have sex for the first time in five years because they were so turned on.
The next day the gang heads to Universal Studios in Orlando and Giancarlo is there. He apparently “invited himself” to Universal because he loves roller coasters, however, the entire time he is there he is only talking about business with Jillian, and it’s driving me crazy. Jillian asks Heidi’s mom if she wouldn’t mind watching the kids for a couple days so she and Heidi can drive down to Miami to spend time alone together. When Heidi’s mom agrees, Jillian is pumped and runs off to tell Heidi. Heidi reminds Jillian that every time they go somewhere, Jillian ends up working, and it bothers her. Jillian says not this time.
…That is until Giancarlo finds out they are headed there and basically bullies Jillian into making her go to their Miami headquarters to say hi. He says they will be upset if they find out she was in town and didn’t stop in. Guess Heidi was right!
Giancarlo holds a meeting with the Miami employees and asks if anyone has any questions for Jillian.
Not ONE PERSON had a question for her. Instead, everyone was frozen in their seats. Jillian asks, “Who here is afraid of me?” which only makes it more awkward. Giancarlo then tells her that he set up a team bonding event. Heidi is going to freak out. The team heads to a trampoline park to play dodgeball, and I am actually jealous that they get to throw things at their co-workers and call each other names. Jillian, of course, holds nothing back and is, once again, terrifying.
That night Jillian and Heidi finally have the alone time they have been waiting for, and they talk about everything that is wrong in their relationship. Poor Heidi is constantly asking for more time and attention, and Jillian is just sitting there confused because she thought she’d been trying harder.
To make up for neglecting Heidi, Jillian takes her on a surprise date to a monkey farm, where they get a private tour and get to hold and play with monkeys, which is one of Heidi’s favorite animals. It’s a thoughtful gesture and Jillian makes sure we all know it.
In the end, the family arrives home can be seen sitting around the dinner table eating while talking about poop.
Just Jillian airs Tuesday nights on E!
