Good morning! I hope you had a fantastic holiday. Ellen and Portia did. They went to St. Barts.
Cara Delevingne spent the day with a turkey on her head.
ICYMI, Miley Cyrus released “My Sad Christmas Song.”
From Anna Pulley: 7 Lesbian Stereotypes That Are Actually True.
The “Other” Love Story is “a realistic romantic drama between two Indian girls set in late ’90s.” Follow the series on Facebook to keep up with its release.
PatsySue is a lesbian-owned erotic boutique that touts itself for being for women, by women. Valentine’s Day is up next! Just saying.
The Guardian writes about gender fluidity in 2015.
Jody Little‘s Secret Garden series captures the secret queer history of Hollywood’s Garden of Alla Hotel, where Marlene Dietrich, Greta Garbo and Tallulah Bankhead could be themselves. Anyone else having FOMO right now?
Greta & Mercedesvia Jody Little
What would you do if your Secret Santa gave you a vibrator?
Antoinette (Vaivi) Swartz and Sape Maodi-Swartz were married in a traditional wedding in Pretoria, South Africa and talked with News24 about paying lobola.
I went on HuffPost Live to talk about the biggest lesbian stories of the last year, and other guests shared those of the GBT community, too.
Orphan Black Season 4 is coming soon, and here’s a short little creepy promo to get you psyched.
EW has new photos from the season, too, and it’s equally eerie. EPs John Fawcett and Graeme Manson explain it’s a new clone named M.K. John says of the new seester:
“She’s very paranoid. She’s very security conscious. She knows more than Sarah does so she knows how dangerous the whole thing is. She’s purposefully avoided contact with the sisters to keep herself safe, and Sarah is now trying to draw her out of the shadows and trying to utilize the information that she has so that Sarah can follow her own mystery and fill in the blanks and protect Alison and protect Cosima from Neolution. But this girl is very unwilling.”
photo via EW
Out comic Faith Choyce “interviews” Justin Bieber for Funny or Die.
Today in Lesbianish TV:
The Ellen DeGeneres Show (rerun)
Good Morning America (ABC 7 a.m.)
White Collar marathon (Universal HD 9 a.m., 3 p.m., 2 a.m.)
Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 10:30 a.m.) (rerun)
The View (ABC 11 a.m.) (rerun)
Ellen “Hello Muddah Hello Faddah”/”Moving On” (Laff 11 a.m./11:30 a.m.) (rerun)
The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.) (rerun)
Roseanne “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” (Logo 2:30 p.m.) (rerun)
Tammy (MoreMAX 2:30 p.m.)
Ellen (Laff 4 p.m./4:30 p.m.) (rerun)
Friday Night Lights “Little Girl I Wanna Marry You” (Pivot 4 p.m.) (rerun)
Guy’s Grocery Games “Tournament of Champions: Finale” (Food Network 6 p.m.)
Chasing Amy (TMC 6 p.m.)
Last Man Standing “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” (CMT 7 p.m.) (rerun)
South Park “Tom’s Rhinoplasty” (Comedy Central 7:30 p.m.) (rerun)
Call the Midwife Holiday Special (PBS)
Gotham “Rise of the Villains: By Fire” (Fox 8 p.m.) (rerun)
The Children’s Hour (TCM 8 p.m.)
Kinsey (Starz Cinema 8 p.m.)
This Is Where I Leave You (HBO Comedy 8 p.m.)
The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.)
Archer (Comedy Central 9 p.m./9:30 p.m.) (rerun)
Margaret Cho: psyCHO (Showtime2 10 p.m.)
Guilty Pleasures “Decadent and Delicious” (Food Network 10 p.m.) (rerun)
Tea with Mussolini (MGM 10 p.m.)
Wanda Sykes: Tongue Untied (Centric 11 p.m.) (rerun)
Friends “The One With the Dozen Lasagnas” (Nick 11:30 p.m.) (rerun)
Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC 11:35 p.m.) – Guest: Wanda Sykes (rerun)
Archer (FXX 1 a.m./1:30 a.m.) (rerun)
Secret Guide to Fabulous “Engagement Dinner to Remember” (Logo 6 a.m.) (rerun)
Buffy “Something Blue” (Pivot 6 a.m.) (rerun)