This week’s recap of Work Out New York is going to be short because Holly was barely a part of this episode. It had me feeling like:
Joe and Noah continue to bond and go on what they call a “bro date,” which is working out together.
“Noah and I appreciate each other’s grind,” Joe says, and Noah returns the love: “You’re a surprising dude, homey.” Joe says he’s a “very perplexed person, that’s for sure.” “Complex,” Noah corrects him. They have yet to make out, but I’m waiting.
Courtney is still over Noah’s ego. They hash out their argument from last week, but continue to disagree because they are fighting about two different things. Courtney is mad Noah won’t do Lena’s photoshoot; Noah is mad Courtney would bring it up at his GQ party. Noah refuses to hear what other people think, even those who helped him to get where he is in his career and out of his parents’ basement. For some reason he’d rather listen to Joe, a perplexed person.
Layla and Jay are doing OK this week, planning to open their own fitness fusion studio that has been described as all of the following: sexy high-tech boxing and cross-training with pilates and high intensity boot camp training.
Lena is busy training for her modeling competiton where she’ll be posing in a tiny glittery bikini. Courtney has been her mentor for two years, but he’s distracted by his bum shoulder. He meets Holly on a park bench (as you do) to have a convo, where Holly reveals she’s not being very social. She doesn’t even want to go to dinner with friends if someone she doesn’t know is there.
“I’m more turned off to dating than I’ve ever been before,” Holly says, explainng that her life is in the gym. Right on cue, a Hollyite walks up to hug her and says hello.
Holly convinces Courtney he has to go to a doctor, and offers to go with him. See if you can guess what happens based on Holly’s facial expressions:
It ain’t good. In fact, it’s arthritis and has to be operated on.
Meanwhile, Noah is training Miss USA for the Miss Universe pageant which SPOILER ALERT she does not win, or even almost win like Miss Colombia. She almost ALMOST wins.
Joe is meeting with his business partners, and even they’re annoyed with him. “I know I’m not the smartest man in the world, but I’m smart enough to hire the smartest people around me,” Joe says. He also believes he’s “not a basic,” which is something a basic like Joe would say.
For some reason, Holly does not go to support Lena at the competition, and she could have met so many women there. Courtney also bails, which upsets Lena but don’t worry! JOE COMES INSTEAD.
Lena gets third place for her “nice big juicy” “Puerto Rican Italian” booty.
She should have won first, though, because she bejewled her own outfit. A for effort, Lena!
