Good morning!
Did you watch the Roast of Justin Bieber on Comedy Central last night? There were jokes about Ellen’s “pussy juice” and Kate McKinnon‘s clit. The lesbian jokes are getting more specific now because just calling someone a “lesbian” is BORING. Now we have to have Martha Stewart saying “bull dyke.” Progress?
Quartz has a beautiful feature on Misha Friedman‘s new book, Lyudmila and Natasha-Russian Lives, featuring the daily goings-on Russian lesbian couple.
Subaru does not have time for Indiana’s religious freedom law. (Thanks Grace!)
Bisexual actress Anna Paquin is returning to HBO in Madame X, based on the book My Notorious Life by Kate Manning which tells the fictional story of a mid-wife in Victorian New York. The mini-series will be directed by queer filmmaker Lynn Shelton and written by Julia Hart.
The Washington Post writes about LGBT asylum seekers from the Middle East.
Singer Morgan James has a “girl crush” on Laura Benanti: “I’m obsessed with her.”
Elle gives advice to a reader who is curious about dating women, and that advice is “have a threesome with your boyfriend.”
A Brazilian company called Zim has a colorful new campaign celebrating all kinds of love.
Brandy Clark performed “Mama’s Broken Heart” on Front and Center.
Genderflux is a new clothing company for the gender variant. Pretty awesome.
Wanda Sykes joined The Talk co-hosts recently to discuss the alleged homophobia that is part of the new Kevin Hart/Will Farrell film, Get Hard. (They make fair points, but Kevin Hart is still weird about gay shit so I think that should factor in.)
Out artist Christine Martucci shared her new music video for “Come Inside.”
Carol director Todd Haynes is blessing his alma mater, Brown University, with the first clips from the highly-anticipated film.
Nicolette Mason shares her beauty secrets with Refinery 29.
An actual headline: “LOOK: Chynna Ortaleza’s new hairstyle for lesbian role.” Chynna and Marian Rivera are playing a couple in the new show The Rich Man’s Daughter.
Everyone is welcome. #BFFBatchiAlthea #TRMD
A photo posted by Chynna Ortaleza (@chynsortaleza) on Mar 28, 2015 at 8:07am PDT
A graphic collection of Lumberjanes is on its way. (Thanks Peter!)
Today in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show Good Morning America (ABC 7 a.m.) Buffy “What’s My Line, Part 2” (Pivot 10 a.m.) (rerun) The View (ABC 11 a.m.) – Guest co-host: Raven-Symone Chopped “Doughs and Don’ts” (Food Network 12 p.m.) (rerun) Newlyweds: The First Year “Couples Retreat”/”Weight of the World” (Bravo 1 p.m./2 p.m.) (rerun) Grey’s Anatomy marathon (Lifetime 1 p.m.) The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.) Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.) (rerun) Laurel Canyon (Starz Cinema 2:10 p.m.) Hot in Cleveland “The Sex That Got Away” (CMT 3:30 p.m.) (rerun) Sex and the City “The Cheating Curve” (E! 3:30 p.m.) (rerun) Buffy marathon (Pivot 5 p.m.) Chopped “A Bunny Thing Happened” (Food Network 6 p.m.) (rerun) The Big Interview “Great Conversations of 2014” (AXS TV 7 p.m.) – With Jane Lynch (rerun) The East (HBO Family 8:45 p.m.) The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.) Shameless “Drugs Actually” (Showtime 9 p.m.) Frida (IndiePlex 9 p.m.) One Big Happy “Crushing It” (NBC 9:30 p.m.) Newlyweds: The First Year “Pressure Cooker” (Bravo 10 p.m.) Younger “Pilot; Liza Sows Her Oates” (TV Land 10 p.m., 11:01 p.m., 1 a.m.) Black Sails “XVIII.” (Starz 10 p.m., 1:15 a.m.) Monster (Showtime 11 p.m.) Archer marathon (FXX 12 a.m.) Degrassi marathon (TeenNick 4:30 a.m.) Gimme Sugar marathon (Logo 6 a.m.) (Thanks Roni!)
