20 of the Wittiest, Prettiest Lez/Bi Tweeters of 2014
Twitter is land of the few, the funny, the #relatable. Many flee when forced to grapple with their natural lack of wit. The few who survive often toil in anonymous, meme-addled notoriety. A miniscule percentage of those remaining are girls who date girls.
In celebration of 2014’s demise (good riddance to the freeloading bastard) and in honor of AfterEllen’s Twitter hitting 100k follows sans a single staff sex tape, I’ve selected 20 tweeters who kill it with panache. Here’s the 20 Wittiest Tweeters of 2014. Droll on.
Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.
You know it was a good night when you wake up with a nacho in your pants.
– Natasha Negovanlis (@natvanlis) December 16, 2014
Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.
Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.
17. Brittany Ashley
Hey ladies can we stop calling ourselves “a free spirit”on Tinder? I’m not trying to fuck your spirit
– Brittany Ashley (@britt27ash) December 30, 2014
BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”
18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis
I’m so tired I just checked my banana for a text message.
– Lindsay Hicks (@LinzHicks) December 10, 2014
Ok, Twitter. If I start by just hashtagging the word #LESBIAN, am I doing it right?
– Amy Jackson Lewis (@AmyJacksonLewis) October 18, 2014
The Better Halves as a whole.
19. Fawzia Mirza
My mom just texted to tell me she was watching someone “standing comedy” – I totally get it
– Fawzia Mirza (@thefawz) November 16, 2014
Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.
You know it was a good night when you wake up with a nacho in your pants.
– Natasha Negovanlis (@natvanlis) December 16, 2014
Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.
Blossoming power dyke of Lady Parts Justice, Huffington Post Comedy, The Advocate Comedy, & The Lphabet.
15. Faith Choyce
I dated a pastry chef once, but we broke up when she got too kneady.
– Faith Choyce (@teamsexydork) December 23, 2014
Glib comedic gem of the 2014 San Francisco International Comedy Competition, the 2015 Sketchfest San Francisco Comedy Festival, the Lphabet.
16. Ever Mainard
WATCHING A COUPLE MAKING OUT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME ON A CAFE COUCH AND WONDERING IF I STUMBLED ON AND ADULT VIDEO SHOOT BY ACCIDENT.
– Ever Mainard (@evermainard) December 11, 2014
Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.
17. Brittany Ashley
Hey ladies can we stop calling ourselves “a free spirit”on Tinder? I’m not trying to fuck your spirit
– Brittany Ashley (@britt27ash) December 30, 2014
BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”
18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis
I’m so tired I just checked my banana for a text message.
– Lindsay Hicks (@LinzHicks) December 10, 2014
Ok, Twitter. If I start by just hashtagging the word #LESBIAN, am I doing it right?
– Amy Jackson Lewis (@AmyJacksonLewis) October 18, 2014
The Better Halves as a whole.
19. Fawzia Mirza
My mom just texted to tell me she was watching someone “standing comedy” – I totally get it
– Fawzia Mirza (@thefawz) November 16, 2014
Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.
You know it was a good night when you wake up with a nacho in your pants.
– Natasha Negovanlis (@natvanlis) December 16, 2014
Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.
13. Hannah Hart
When people ask me for advice in business I always say: If you don’t have frequent heartburn, then you’re doing something wrong.
– Hannah Hart (@harto) December 9, 2014
Like Ellen.
14. Lianna Carrera
That one second of pause after you say “there’s this quote that says,” in which the entire universe roots for you to not fuck up
– Lianna Carrera (@LiannaC) December 13, 2014
Blossoming power dyke of Lady Parts Justice, Huffington Post Comedy, The Advocate Comedy, & The Lphabet.
15. Faith Choyce
I dated a pastry chef once, but we broke up when she got too kneady.
– Faith Choyce (@teamsexydork) December 23, 2014
Glib comedic gem of the 2014 San Francisco International Comedy Competition, the 2015 Sketchfest San Francisco Comedy Festival, the Lphabet.
16. Ever Mainard
WATCHING A COUPLE MAKING OUT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME ON A CAFE COUCH AND WONDERING IF I STUMBLED ON AND ADULT VIDEO SHOOT BY ACCIDENT.
– Ever Mainard (@evermainard) December 11, 2014
Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.
17. Brittany Ashley
Hey ladies can we stop calling ourselves “a free spirit”on Tinder? I’m not trying to fuck your spirit
– Brittany Ashley (@britt27ash) December 30, 2014
BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”
18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis
I’m so tired I just checked my banana for a text message.
– Lindsay Hicks (@LinzHicks) December 10, 2014
Ok, Twitter. If I start by just hashtagging the word #LESBIAN, am I doing it right?
– Amy Jackson Lewis (@AmyJacksonLewis) October 18, 2014
The Better Halves as a whole.
19. Fawzia Mirza
My mom just texted to tell me she was watching someone “standing comedy” – I totally get it
– Fawzia Mirza (@thefawz) November 16, 2014
Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.
You know it was a good night when you wake up with a nacho in your pants.
– Natasha Negovanlis (@natvanlis) December 16, 2014
Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.
Artsy and shit.
9. Ello Steph
I sneak my own candy into the movie theatre #rebel
– Steph (@ElloSteph) December 25, 2014
Like Shane’s hair (except in Season 2): On point.
10. Mo Welch
I knew I was gay when I called my backpack my purse.
– Mo Welch (@momowelch) December 15, 2014
Mo Show Comedian, Barely Blair Cartoonist, tall blonde who draws and tells jokes.
11. Lauren Morelli & Samira Wiley
I’ve seen the Pitch Perfect 2 trailer twice and both times @samirawiley has whispered, deadpan, “Is this Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?”
– Lauren Morelli (@lomorelli) December 26, 2014
When OITNB writer Lauren and OITNB actress Samira started dating every writer secretly thought “soon my time will come” and started plotting.
What if all the famous YouTube couples were not actually together and it was all a lie? #NoTeaNoShade
– Arielle Scarcella (@ArielleScarcell) December 24, 2014
Uber gay Youtuber.
13. Hannah Hart
When people ask me for advice in business I always say: If you don’t have frequent heartburn, then you’re doing something wrong.
– Hannah Hart (@harto) December 9, 2014
Like Ellen.
14. Lianna Carrera
That one second of pause after you say “there’s this quote that says,” in which the entire universe roots for you to not fuck up
– Lianna Carrera (@LiannaC) December 13, 2014
Blossoming power dyke of Lady Parts Justice, Huffington Post Comedy, The Advocate Comedy, & The Lphabet.
15. Faith Choyce
I dated a pastry chef once, but we broke up when she got too kneady.
– Faith Choyce (@teamsexydork) December 23, 2014
Glib comedic gem of the 2014 San Francisco International Comedy Competition, the 2015 Sketchfest San Francisco Comedy Festival, the Lphabet.
16. Ever Mainard
WATCHING A COUPLE MAKING OUT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME ON A CAFE COUCH AND WONDERING IF I STUMBLED ON AND ADULT VIDEO SHOOT BY ACCIDENT.
– Ever Mainard (@evermainard) December 11, 2014
Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.
17. Brittany Ashley
Hey ladies can we stop calling ourselves “a free spirit”on Tinder? I’m not trying to fuck your spirit
– Brittany Ashley (@britt27ash) December 30, 2014
BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”
18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis
I’m so tired I just checked my banana for a text message.
– Lindsay Hicks (@LinzHicks) December 10, 2014
Ok, Twitter. If I start by just hashtagging the word #LESBIAN, am I doing it right?
– Amy Jackson Lewis (@AmyJacksonLewis) October 18, 2014
The Better Halves as a whole.
19. Fawzia Mirza
My mom just texted to tell me she was watching someone “standing comedy” – I totally get it
– Fawzia Mirza (@thefawz) November 16, 2014
Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.
You know it was a good night when you wake up with a nacho in your pants.
– Natasha Negovanlis (@natvanlis) December 16, 2014
Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.
Voice like an archangel, face like your best friend, banging body. Conveys laughter and tears in less than 140 characters.
7. Jane Lynch
The tears just won’t stop!!!! Sadness? Joy? Who’s to say?! Glee’s coming…. pic.twitter.com/tCyfApLsxl
– Jane Lynch (@janemarielynch) December 19, 2014
Oldie but goodie, source of great hope for late in life lesbians.
Did Kristen Stewart and I have a love child I was unaware of? pic.twitter.com/Y2qduf0zzX
– Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) December 28, 2014
Artsy and shit.
9. Ello Steph
I sneak my own candy into the movie theatre #rebel
– Steph (@ElloSteph) December 25, 2014
Like Shane’s hair (except in Season 2): On point.
10. Mo Welch
I knew I was gay when I called my backpack my purse.
– Mo Welch (@momowelch) December 15, 2014
Mo Show Comedian, Barely Blair Cartoonist, tall blonde who draws and tells jokes.
11. Lauren Morelli & Samira Wiley
I’ve seen the Pitch Perfect 2 trailer twice and both times @samirawiley has whispered, deadpan, “Is this Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?”
– Lauren Morelli (@lomorelli) December 26, 2014
When OITNB writer Lauren and OITNB actress Samira started dating every writer secretly thought “soon my time will come” and started plotting.
What if all the famous YouTube couples were not actually together and it was all a lie? #NoTeaNoShade
– Arielle Scarcella (@ArielleScarcell) December 24, 2014
Uber gay Youtuber.
13. Hannah Hart
When people ask me for advice in business I always say: If you don’t have frequent heartburn, then you’re doing something wrong.
– Hannah Hart (@harto) December 9, 2014
Like Ellen.
14. Lianna Carrera
That one second of pause after you say “there’s this quote that says,” in which the entire universe roots for you to not fuck up
– Lianna Carrera (@LiannaC) December 13, 2014
Blossoming power dyke of Lady Parts Justice, Huffington Post Comedy, The Advocate Comedy, & The Lphabet.
15. Faith Choyce
I dated a pastry chef once, but we broke up when she got too kneady.
– Faith Choyce (@teamsexydork) December 23, 2014
Glib comedic gem of the 2014 San Francisco International Comedy Competition, the 2015 Sketchfest San Francisco Comedy Festival, the Lphabet.
16. Ever Mainard
WATCHING A COUPLE MAKING OUT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME ON A CAFE COUCH AND WONDERING IF I STUMBLED ON AND ADULT VIDEO SHOOT BY ACCIDENT.
– Ever Mainard (@evermainard) December 11, 2014
Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.
17. Brittany Ashley
Hey ladies can we stop calling ourselves “a free spirit”on Tinder? I’m not trying to fuck your spirit
– Brittany Ashley (@britt27ash) December 30, 2014
BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”
18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis
I’m so tired I just checked my banana for a text message.
– Lindsay Hicks (@LinzHicks) December 10, 2014
Ok, Twitter. If I start by just hashtagging the word #LESBIAN, am I doing it right?
– Amy Jackson Lewis (@AmyJacksonLewis) October 18, 2014
The Better Halves as a whole.
19. Fawzia Mirza
My mom just texted to tell me she was watching someone “standing comedy” – I totally get it
– Fawzia Mirza (@thefawz) November 16, 2014
Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.
You know it was a good night when you wake up with a nacho in your pants.
– Natasha Negovanlis (@natvanlis) December 16, 2014
Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.
Aggressively Southern gay who bffs with Tina Fey and Chelsea Handler.
Just found a bunch of movie tickets from my senior year of high school…I counted 8 lord of the rings tickets alone. pic.twitter.com/lSnwqNvfms
– Megan Ellison (@meganeellison) December 23, 2014
Oddly endearing celebuspawn turned affable film nerd (saved eight LOTR movie tickets from HS Senior Year) turned Hollywood power player. Impeccable taste in cats and vintage wolf T-shirts.
6. Mary Lambert
You won’t know real love until you’ve been woken up a cat purring so much he’s drooling on your face. Missed you too, pumpkin.
– Mary Lambert (@marylambertsing) December 9, 2014
Voice like an archangel, face like your best friend, banging body. Conveys laughter and tears in less than 140 characters.
7. Jane Lynch
The tears just won’t stop!!!! Sadness? Joy? Who’s to say?! Glee’s coming…. pic.twitter.com/tCyfApLsxl
– Jane Lynch (@janemarielynch) December 19, 2014
Oldie but goodie, source of great hope for late in life lesbians.
Did Kristen Stewart and I have a love child I was unaware of? pic.twitter.com/Y2qduf0zzX
– Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) December 28, 2014
Artsy and shit.
9. Ello Steph
I sneak my own candy into the movie theatre #rebel
– Steph (@ElloSteph) December 25, 2014
Like Shane’s hair (except in Season 2): On point.
10. Mo Welch
I knew I was gay when I called my backpack my purse.
– Mo Welch (@momowelch) December 15, 2014
Mo Show Comedian, Barely Blair Cartoonist, tall blonde who draws and tells jokes.
11. Lauren Morelli & Samira Wiley
I’ve seen the Pitch Perfect 2 trailer twice and both times @samirawiley has whispered, deadpan, “Is this Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?”
– Lauren Morelli (@lomorelli) December 26, 2014
When OITNB writer Lauren and OITNB actress Samira started dating every writer secretly thought “soon my time will come” and started plotting.
What if all the famous YouTube couples were not actually together and it was all a lie? #NoTeaNoShade
– Arielle Scarcella (@ArielleScarcell) December 24, 2014
Uber gay Youtuber.
13. Hannah Hart
When people ask me for advice in business I always say: If you don’t have frequent heartburn, then you’re doing something wrong.
– Hannah Hart (@harto) December 9, 2014
Like Ellen.
14. Lianna Carrera
That one second of pause after you say “there’s this quote that says,” in which the entire universe roots for you to not fuck up
– Lianna Carrera (@LiannaC) December 13, 2014
Blossoming power dyke of Lady Parts Justice, Huffington Post Comedy, The Advocate Comedy, & The Lphabet.
15. Faith Choyce
I dated a pastry chef once, but we broke up when she got too kneady.
– Faith Choyce (@teamsexydork) December 23, 2014
Glib comedic gem of the 2014 San Francisco International Comedy Competition, the 2015 Sketchfest San Francisco Comedy Festival, the Lphabet.
16. Ever Mainard
WATCHING A COUPLE MAKING OUT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME ON A CAFE COUCH AND WONDERING IF I STUMBLED ON AND ADULT VIDEO SHOOT BY ACCIDENT.
– Ever Mainard (@evermainard) December 11, 2014
Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.
17. Brittany Ashley
Hey ladies can we stop calling ourselves “a free spirit”on Tinder? I’m not trying to fuck your spirit
– Brittany Ashley (@britt27ash) December 30, 2014
BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”
18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis
I’m so tired I just checked my banana for a text message.
– Lindsay Hicks (@LinzHicks) December 10, 2014
Ok, Twitter. If I start by just hashtagging the word #LESBIAN, am I doing it right?
– Amy Jackson Lewis (@AmyJacksonLewis) October 18, 2014
The Better Halves as a whole.
19. Fawzia Mirza
My mom just texted to tell me she was watching someone “standing comedy” – I totally get it
– Fawzia Mirza (@thefawz) November 16, 2014
Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.
You know it was a good night when you wake up with a nacho in your pants.
– Natasha Negovanlis (@natvanlis) December 16, 2014
Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.
You know who she is.
3. Ruby Rose
I love you all very much.
– Ruby Rose (@RubyRose) December 17, 2014
Rare hybrid of of excellent qualities.
Being a woman gives me emotions that I don’t care for.
– Fortune Feimster (@fortunefunny) December 28, 2014
Aggressively Southern gay who bffs with Tina Fey and Chelsea Handler.
Just found a bunch of movie tickets from my senior year of high school…I counted 8 lord of the rings tickets alone. pic.twitter.com/lSnwqNvfms
– Megan Ellison (@meganeellison) December 23, 2014
Oddly endearing celebuspawn turned affable film nerd (saved eight LOTR movie tickets from HS Senior Year) turned Hollywood power player. Impeccable taste in cats and vintage wolf T-shirts.
6. Mary Lambert
You won’t know real love until you’ve been woken up a cat purring so much he’s drooling on your face. Missed you too, pumpkin.
– Mary Lambert (@marylambertsing) December 9, 2014
Voice like an archangel, face like your best friend, banging body. Conveys laughter and tears in less than 140 characters.
7. Jane Lynch
The tears just won’t stop!!!! Sadness? Joy? Who’s to say?! Glee’s coming…. pic.twitter.com/tCyfApLsxl
– Jane Lynch (@janemarielynch) December 19, 2014
Oldie but goodie, source of great hope for late in life lesbians.
Did Kristen Stewart and I have a love child I was unaware of? pic.twitter.com/Y2qduf0zzX
– Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) December 28, 2014
Artsy and shit.
9. Ello Steph
I sneak my own candy into the movie theatre #rebel
– Steph (@ElloSteph) December 25, 2014
Like Shane’s hair (except in Season 2): On point.
10. Mo Welch
I knew I was gay when I called my backpack my purse.
– Mo Welch (@momowelch) December 15, 2014
Mo Show Comedian, Barely Blair Cartoonist, tall blonde who draws and tells jokes.
11. Lauren Morelli & Samira Wiley
I’ve seen the Pitch Perfect 2 trailer twice and both times @samirawiley has whispered, deadpan, “Is this Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?”
– Lauren Morelli (@lomorelli) December 26, 2014
When OITNB writer Lauren and OITNB actress Samira started dating every writer secretly thought “soon my time will come” and started plotting.
What if all the famous YouTube couples were not actually together and it was all a lie? #NoTeaNoShade
– Arielle Scarcella (@ArielleScarcell) December 24, 2014
Uber gay Youtuber.
13. Hannah Hart
When people ask me for advice in business I always say: If you don’t have frequent heartburn, then you’re doing something wrong.
– Hannah Hart (@harto) December 9, 2014
Like Ellen.
14. Lianna Carrera
That one second of pause after you say “there’s this quote that says,” in which the entire universe roots for you to not fuck up
– Lianna Carrera (@LiannaC) December 13, 2014
Blossoming power dyke of Lady Parts Justice, Huffington Post Comedy, The Advocate Comedy, & The Lphabet.
15. Faith Choyce
I dated a pastry chef once, but we broke up when she got too kneady.
– Faith Choyce (@teamsexydork) December 23, 2014
Glib comedic gem of the 2014 San Francisco International Comedy Competition, the 2015 Sketchfest San Francisco Comedy Festival, the Lphabet.
16. Ever Mainard
WATCHING A COUPLE MAKING OUT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME ON A CAFE COUCH AND WONDERING IF I STUMBLED ON AND ADULT VIDEO SHOOT BY ACCIDENT.
– Ever Mainard (@evermainard) December 11, 2014
Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.
17. Brittany Ashley
Hey ladies can we stop calling ourselves “a free spirit”on Tinder? I’m not trying to fuck your spirit
– Brittany Ashley (@britt27ash) December 30, 2014
BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”
18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis
I’m so tired I just checked my banana for a text message.
– Lindsay Hicks (@LinzHicks) December 10, 2014
Ok, Twitter. If I start by just hashtagging the word #LESBIAN, am I doing it right?
– Amy Jackson Lewis (@AmyJacksonLewis) October 18, 2014
The Better Halves as a whole.
19. Fawzia Mirza
My mom just texted to tell me she was watching someone “standing comedy” – I totally get it
– Fawzia Mirza (@thefawz) November 16, 2014
Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.
You know it was a good night when you wake up with a nacho in your pants.
– Natasha Negovanlis (@natvanlis) December 16, 2014
Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.
Want to be korra
– caitlin stasey (@caitlinstasey) December 23, 2014
Outspoken bisexual feminist who looks bomb in a corset.
2. Ellen Page
Oh no everyone on this Chopped episode is “there to win”…awkward!!!
– Ellen Page (@EllenPage) December 17, 2014
You know who she is.
3. Ruby Rose
I love you all very much.
– Ruby Rose (@RubyRose) December 17, 2014
Rare hybrid of of excellent qualities.
Being a woman gives me emotions that I don’t care for.
– Fortune Feimster (@fortunefunny) December 28, 2014
Aggressively Southern gay who bffs with Tina Fey and Chelsea Handler.
Just found a bunch of movie tickets from my senior year of high school…I counted 8 lord of the rings tickets alone. pic.twitter.com/lSnwqNvfms
– Megan Ellison (@meganeellison) December 23, 2014
Oddly endearing celebuspawn turned affable film nerd (saved eight LOTR movie tickets from HS Senior Year) turned Hollywood power player. Impeccable taste in cats and vintage wolf T-shirts.
6. Mary Lambert
You won’t know real love until you’ve been woken up a cat purring so much he’s drooling on your face. Missed you too, pumpkin.
– Mary Lambert (@marylambertsing) December 9, 2014
Voice like an archangel, face like your best friend, banging body. Conveys laughter and tears in less than 140 characters.
7. Jane Lynch
The tears just won’t stop!!!! Sadness? Joy? Who’s to say?! Glee’s coming…. pic.twitter.com/tCyfApLsxl
– Jane Lynch (@janemarielynch) December 19, 2014
Oldie but goodie, source of great hope for late in life lesbians.
Did Kristen Stewart and I have a love child I was unaware of? pic.twitter.com/Y2qduf0zzX
– Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) December 28, 2014
Artsy and shit.
9. Ello Steph
I sneak my own candy into the movie theatre #rebel
– Steph (@ElloSteph) December 25, 2014
Like Shane’s hair (except in Season 2): On point.
10. Mo Welch
I knew I was gay when I called my backpack my purse.
– Mo Welch (@momowelch) December 15, 2014
Mo Show Comedian, Barely Blair Cartoonist, tall blonde who draws and tells jokes.
11. Lauren Morelli & Samira Wiley
I’ve seen the Pitch Perfect 2 trailer twice and both times @samirawiley has whispered, deadpan, “Is this Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?”
– Lauren Morelli (@lomorelli) December 26, 2014
When OITNB writer Lauren and OITNB actress Samira started dating every writer secretly thought “soon my time will come” and started plotting.
What if all the famous YouTube couples were not actually together and it was all a lie? #NoTeaNoShade
– Arielle Scarcella (@ArielleScarcell) December 24, 2014
Uber gay Youtuber.
13. Hannah Hart
When people ask me for advice in business I always say: If you don’t have frequent heartburn, then you’re doing something wrong.
– Hannah Hart (@harto) December 9, 2014
Like Ellen.
14. Lianna Carrera
That one second of pause after you say “there’s this quote that says,” in which the entire universe roots for you to not fuck up
– Lianna Carrera (@LiannaC) December 13, 2014
Blossoming power dyke of Lady Parts Justice, Huffington Post Comedy, The Advocate Comedy, & The Lphabet.
15. Faith Choyce
I dated a pastry chef once, but we broke up when she got too kneady.
– Faith Choyce (@teamsexydork) December 23, 2014
Glib comedic gem of the 2014 San Francisco International Comedy Competition, the 2015 Sketchfest San Francisco Comedy Festival, the Lphabet.
16. Ever Mainard
WATCHING A COUPLE MAKING OUT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME ON A CAFE COUCH AND WONDERING IF I STUMBLED ON AND ADULT VIDEO SHOOT BY ACCIDENT.
– Ever Mainard (@evermainard) December 11, 2014
Bitch magazine, Jezebel, The A.V. Club, she eye fucks the camera.
17. Brittany Ashley
Hey ladies can we stop calling ourselves “a free spirit”on Tinder? I’m not trying to fuck your spirit
– Brittany Ashley (@britt27ash) December 30, 2014
BuzzFeed Video, CWFF, Second City Chicago, She-Devil NYC, “1 lesbian you need to validate before she dies.”
18. Lindsay Hicks & Amy Jackson Lewis
I’m so tired I just checked my banana for a text message.
– Lindsay Hicks (@LinzHicks) December 10, 2014
Ok, Twitter. If I start by just hashtagging the word #LESBIAN, am I doing it right?
– Amy Jackson Lewis (@AmyJacksonLewis) October 18, 2014
The Better Halves as a whole.
19. Fawzia Mirza
My mom just texted to tell me she was watching someone “standing comedy” – I totally get it
– Fawzia Mirza (@thefawz) November 16, 2014
Kam Kardashian, Brown Girl Problems, Kiss Her I’m Famous, Chicago Fire, The Lphabet, not her first rodeo.
You know it was a good night when you wake up with a nacho in your pants.
– Natasha Negovanlis (@natvanlis) December 16, 2014
Label-eschewing Carmilla star with a rabid fan base and wicked sense of humor.