Previously on Faking It, Amy and Reagan fell into bed in a mutual display of affection, trust, and bras. But even while Amy was being taught the secrets of lesbian sexuality, (which I trust none of my dear readers have ever violated by explaining to a straight person how we Do It) Karma was let in on a less pleasant secret. Liam Booker finally confessed that he and Amy, in a flurry of anger, pain, and Prosecco, had also betrayed the teaching of abstinence-only education. In other news, Lauren revealed her big secret to Theo: she plans to be the first female Vice President, under Mellie Graham. Oh and also the intersex thing. Finally, Shane was stung when Duke chose a Chik-Fil-A sponsorship over their relationship. The next morning, Amy is treated to that amazing thing where your girlfriend starts kissing you the literal second you wake up, so your first impression of the day is that it is the BEST DAY EVER.
NEXT TIME LET’S EVEN TAKE OFF OUR BRAS.
Amy nervously asks for a performance evaluation of last night’s sex, and Reagan assures her she did great, but cautions her that lady sex is like playing an instrument: there’s always room for improvement and eventually you’re going to want to do it in a public place.
DEAR GOD, THE POSSIBILITIES.
But Amy’s dopamine haze is destroyed by a straight shot of adrenaline when she checks her phone and finds Liam’s text saying “SHE KNOWS.” At school, Amy calls for emergency backup to deal with the Karma situation. Since Shane has nothing to do but wait for a conciliatory text from Duke, and Lauren is in high spirits after Theo was totally cool about her being intersex, they agree to help Amy. Amy isn’t sure there is much she can do, and is prepared to go through life as a friendless social leper from here on out, but to her surprise, Karma marches up to her and gives her a hug.
BABY, I AM SO SORRY LIAM BOOKER PUT HIS ABS ON YOU.