WAIT, WASN’T THERE ALREADY A MOVIE CALLED THREESOME?
Yes, threesome. As in these three people are going to have sex. As in, men (and assorted lesbians), ignore Javier Bardem and focus on the fact that Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz are going to have sex.
Heck, they even cropped Penelope to look kind of like Angelina Jolie. And we all know that Angie likes the ladies. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
The new trailer, unlike the earlier teaser trailer, actually features words. And, who’d a thunk it, a lot of those words are about sex. Who is having it, who is not having it, who is perpetrating violence because of it — you get the picture.
Oh, Woody, must you be so literal about living up to your name?
I WANT MY 5 MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS BACK
OK, I get it. Ha ha, isn’t it funny that this schlubby guy has dates with two beautiful women on the same night. And yes, I know it’s meant to be ironic. But this is from a guy who is hailed by some as a comedy genius. He wrote and directed Wet Hot American Summer and The Ten. And his series Wainy Days took home a Webby this year.
Wait a sec — nope, I don’t get it. I think I’ve just lost all patience with comedies where the dorky dude lands the hottie girl. Or perhaps I’m just jealous he gets to be that close to Saffron.
— by Dorothy Snarker