THIS WEEK’S L WORD VOCABULARY:
THIS WEEK’S GUESTBIANS: Malaya Rivera Drew sheds her skin; Jane Lynch makes a deal; Clementine Ford gawps at the natives; Alicia Leigh Willis and Elizabeth Keener take their gloves off; Kate French questions authority; Wendy Glenn and Angela Gots play dumb; Cybill Shepherd gets wild; Wallace Shawn laughs his trademark laugh.
No less icky the second time around — Oh, boy: a Lez Girls rehearsal. Nina is peeing on an ovulation test stick.
Ack! She might shoot it?! I guess Carmen taught Jenny to appreciate pee streams. And clearly Jenny wants to make Lez Girls the darling of the festival circuit. I can see the blurb now, peppered with Sundance-y words like “edgy,” “carnal” and “no-holds-barred.”
Bev enters the scene, expressing her excitement about the ovulation and giving Nina a little kiss.
Jenny tries to show Bella just how that works.
And then Jenny does a finger-pointing, tongue-clicking thing that’s almost worthy of Joyce Wischnia. Ha ha!
Apparati. You know, the plural of apparatus. Kinda like bogi is the plural of bogus.
So Bella tries to do as she’s told, but Jenny’s not impressed.
Jenny’s shrug is surpassed in hilarity only by Adele’s pursed lips in the background.
Bella keeps trying, but Jenny says it looks more like she’s trying to sew up a hole in Gretchen’s jeans.
Isn’t that precious? Isn’t it adorable when straight actresses have no clue how to play gay? Because, gosh, they’ve just never imagined it! They wouldn’t know the first thing about kissing a woman or what two women get up to together!
Jenny tells Adele to schedule some workshop time for all the actresses who are clueless on this point.
Well, at least something good will come of all this. Uh, so to speak.
Hey, wait a minute: How would Jenny even know anything about Bette and Tina’s activities — finger-f—ing or otherwise — while Tina was trying to get pregnant? She wasn’t in that scene in Season 1. If you needed proof that Jenny is Ilene Chaiken, I think you just got it.