A little ditty about Diane and Diane


In my mind, there are few better
ways to wake up than with Diane Keaton
talking about full lips and dropping f-bombs. Good Morning America,
indeed. The Oscar-winning actress stopped by the ABC morning show yesterday
to chat about her upcoming film Mad Money (costarring Katie Holmes

and Queen Latifah).

But it soon became abundantly
clear that Keaton only has eyes for Diane Sawyer:

“I want to talk about you,
because, no I am serious. I was looking at you on television and I honestly
do not understand why more hasn’t been made about how beautiful you
are. Because you are a beautiful woman. And I am not kidding you for
one minute.”

I love Diane Keaton, and I am
not kidding you for one minute either. And I also kinda love Diane Sawyer’s
killer do-me boots. Meow.

Not content to leave her compliment
unelaborated, Keaton went on to explain exactly what she liked most
about Sawyer:

“Those lips, I mean, I love
them. I’d like to have lips like that. Then I wouldn’t have worked
on my f—— personality. Excuse me, my personality. If I had lips
like yours, I’d be better off. My life would be better. I’d
be married. But not with these thin little skinny lips, what am I going
to do?”

Now, most news outlets latched onto the
f-bomb story
it aired uncensored in the live East Coast feed. But the cursing was
just the icing; the real cake was the flirty, fawny exchange between
Keaton and Sawyer. I could watch that all day. And by “can,” I
mean “have.” You tell me: Do you think Sawyer was blushing a little

Watch the whole interview and
judge for yourself.



While I’m still not totally
convinced I should see Mad Money, I am convinced that if
I should ever be lucky enough to interview Diane Keaton, I plan to
wear lipstick. Lots and lots of lipstick.

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