Ali’s home, bitches — and this time she’s got a dog! A dog that dug up Ali’s dead mother from the same hole in the backyard where Ali’s mother buried her alive a couple of summers ago. Sadly, there was no parrot around to deliver a message to an elderly soothsayer to pull Jessica DiLaurentis from her grave before she stopped holding her breath, and so she’s for really real dead. But! Mona is still alive, so not all hope is lost. Also, your tweets continue to give me life.
See you back here this afternoon for the full recap!