Let’s start with some sex! (Do I have your attention?) OK well firstly, Slate says porn for lesbians is uninspiring. Maybe you have some suggestions for her.
On the Game of Thrones Season 4 premiere, we met Ellaria Sand, the bisexual wife of Oberyn Martell, who is also into swinging both ways. We found out immediately that Ellaria is not interested in shy girls (“Timid bores me.”), instead preferring those that can touch their toe to the back of their head. (Seriously.) She’s played by Indira Varma, and I hope to see much more of her.
Debbie Harry has come out as bisexual as she has had relationships with women in the past. She says that women are “more sensual,” so, yay! I’m ready for the tell-all memoir now. Blondie was all the rage during one of the hottest sexy times in NYC.
I am really amazed that the person who directed this version of lesbian strangers kissing was able to find gay women who didn’t know each other. It’s real cute.
South Carolina Senator Mike Fair forced the University of South Carolina Upstate to cancel a lesbian-themed play called How to Be a Lesbian in 10 Days or Less. The writer/star/creator Butchy McDyke responded on Youtube.
Dear Mike Fair, live up to your name. Also I doubt any straight girls were really going to see the play and dyke out after. Just saying.
Beyoncé is in Out magazine this month, where she says she loves that LGBT people connect with her music.
This is why Bey is one of my femme idols. Also I feel like going to see her live is probably more likely to make girls go home and get gay than going to see a play. Just saying.
PopMatters writes about LGBT-themed marketing, and how Ellen DeGeneres is winning.
Jillian Michaels is rumored to be quitting The Biggest Loser again. A source says she doesn’t like how the show treats the contestants.
What happens at a lesbian sleepover? Our own AE writer Chloe writes about it for Playboy. At my sleepovers, I make my friends watch YouTube videos and play “Would You Rather,” but that’s just me.
Out country singer Brandy Clark has a new song with Miranda Lambert on her upcoming album Platinum. The two co-wrote “Two Rings Shy.” You can hear her do some acoustic performing over on Perez Hilton, too.
Love and Hip Hop New York star Tahiry Jose has a crush on Nicki Minaj.
Today in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Queen Latifah Show, Carol Leifer on The View, Good Morning America (ABC 7 a.m.), Top Chef: Las Vegas marathon (Esquire 7 a.m.), *Warehouse 13 marathon (Syfy 8 a.m.), *Orphan Black “Parts Developed in an Unusual Manner” (BBC America 10 a.m.), Laurel Canyon (Starz 10:50 a.m.), *Degrassi “Closer to Free, Pt. 2″/”Waterfalls, Pt. 1” (TeenNick 11 a.m./11:30 a.m.), *Mad About You “Ovulation Day” (FXX 12 p.m.), *Grey’s Anatomy marathon (Lifetime 1 p.m.), *Catfish: The TV Show “Kya & Alyx” (MTV 1:09 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), *Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.), *Buffy marathon (Pivot 5 p.m., 1 a.m.), *Finding Bigfoot (Animal Planet 5 p.m.), *Law & Order “Girl Most Likely” (We 6 p.m.), Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), Glee “Bash” (Fox 8 p.m.), The Voice “The Playoffs Premiere” (NBC 8 p.m.), *Black Ink Crew “We All Got Problems” (VH1 8 p.m., 1 a.m.), *Deadwood “The Trial of Jack McCall” (HBO Signature 8 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), Degrassi “Everything Is Everything” (TeenNick 9 p.m.), *House “Holding On” (Universal HD 9 p.m.), Chicago Fire “Until Your Feet Leave the Ground” (NBC 10 p.m.), Chloe (LMN 10 p.m., 2 a.m.), The Wrestler (IFC 10:45 p.m.), Carol Leifer on Watch What Happens Live (Bravo 11 p.m.), *Iron Chef America “Cora vs. Hilson” (Cooking Channel 11 p.m.), *The People’s Couch (Bravo 2:30 a.m.) (Thanks Roni!)