Morning Brew – Lady Gaga likes her dips in the lady pond


Good morning, Brewbies! Welcome to Thursday, which is almost Friday, which is almost the weekend!

Lady Gaga Watch What Happens Live

Lady Gaga stopped by Watch What Happens Live last night to promote her new album, Applause, and to talk about how she really does like “dips in the lady pond.” She told Andy Cohen:

I like girls. I’ve said that [before]. I know people think I just say things to be shocking, but I actually do like p—y. It just depends on whose p—y it is … It’s similar to how I feel about guys. I like them because I find lesbians to be way more daring than straight men, when it comes to coming on to you. And I really like that. And it wasn’t until I found a guy that could come onto me as strong as a lesbian that I fell in love.

ESPNW’s In the Game with Robin Roberts will feature a sit-down with teammates Diana Taurasi and Brittney Griner in which they talk about how damn awesome the other one is at basketball and at life.

Thanks for the clip, Lucy Hallowell!

Fox has finally released some promo photos from Glee‘s season five premiere and it looks like “Beatlemania” takes place at an amusement park, something that seems a lot less sinister in Lima, OH than it is in Rosewood, PA.

glee-season-5-spoilers-2“Remember your awful Catfishing story line, lol!” 

“Kitty, stop looking at me like that. We already did that shit last season with Tina.”

glee-season-5-spoilers-5“I heard you were into superheroes, Blaine, and so now I will dress like The Joker.”

Glee has also cast a new Mean Girl Cheerio. Pro: She’s a gorgeous woman of color and a real-life Harvard graduate and ABC Family alum. Con: She’s on Glee.

The [white] cast of Orange Is the New Black (along with the real Piper Chapman) hung out with Katie Couric yesterday. Taylor Schilling chatted about her naked shower scenes and the real Piper talked about staying in touch with the real Alex.

Diana Nyad dropped by Chelsea Lately last night to talk about being the most amazing of amazing human beings.

Today in lesbian-ish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, America’s Next Top Model – Cycle 17 marathon (Oxygen 7 a.m.), Ellen marathon (FX 9 a.m.), Radio 1’s Hackney Weekend 2012 (Palladia 11 a.m.) – Jessie J performs, All My Children (OWN 1 p.m.), The Bold and the Beautiful (CBS 1:30 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.) (rerun), Arrested Development (FXX 2 p.m., 2:30 p.m.) (rerun), Grey’s Anatomy “Losing My Mind” (Lifetime 3 p.m.) (rerun), What’s Cooking? (Encore Love 3:05 p.m.), Rent (Starz InBlack 6:10 p.m.), Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), D.E.B.S. (Encore Action 8:20 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), Degrassi “About a Girl” (TeenNick 9 p.m.) (rerun), Hollywood Game Night (NBC 9 p.m., 10 p.m.) (rerun), Chef Wanted with Anne Burrell “Small Plates, Big Stakes” (Food Network 10 p.m.), Impractical Jokers (TruTV 10 p.m.) – With Rosie O’Donnell, Rookie Blue “You Can See the Stars” (ABC 10:01 p.m.), Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell (FXX 11 p.m.), Web Therapy “Husband Hunting” (Showtime 11:30 p.m.), Real Housewives of New Jersey “Zen Things I Hate About You” (Bravo 11:30 p.m.), She Hate Me (MoreMAX 11:45 p.m.), Friends “The One with Rachel’s Big Kiss” (Nick 12:39 a.m.) (rerun), The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Starz 12:45 a.m.), House “Holding On” (Ion 1 a.m.) (rerun), Americans in Bed (HBO2 2:45 a.m.) [Thanks for the schedule, Roni!]

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