Good morning, and Happy Friday!
It looks like Hilarie Burton will be busy with her new gig on Hostages so she’s likely not to be back to stir up some shit on Grey’s.
16 & Pregnant star Ebony Jackson-Rendon is allegedly divorcing her baby daddy because she’s dating a former friend of hers named Judith. This might be an episode of Teen Mom I’d actually watch.
Of course the thing to do when you go see a musical is make out with a friend of yours for the camera. Reality stars!
In awesome news, Uzo Aduba has been upped to a regular for the second season of Orange is the New Black. More Crazy Eyes for everyone!
Joan Jett performed a new song called “Any Weather” on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. I swear she’s aging backwards.
Then Joan and Margaret talked with “a lesbian camera” about how metal music is so lesbian.
When Broadway Talks returns in October, out actress Cherry Jones will be the first guest. Speaking of Cherry, she’s also in a new film called Days & Nights alongside Katie Homes and Alison Janney, and it’s a “modern retelling of Anton Chekhov‘s The Seagull set in rural New England.”
Shay Mitchell is spotlighted on Just Jared this week, where she talked about Emily and Paige’s recent PLL friction:
Ilene Chaiken will be the showrunner of a new series called The Black Box. It’s about “a famed neuroscientist who seems to have it all, but struggles with mental illness — one of many secrets she keeps from her fiancé and family.” Kelly Reilly is in the starring role and the show will air on ABC.
Samantha Ronson was in Chicago last week to DJ for Lollapalooza afterparties. Do you like her pink ‘do?
If you liked Co-Dependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same, check out this interview with director Madeline Olnek.
Sally Ride will receive a posthumous Presidential Medal of Freedom. (F yeah!) The White House said of the astronaut in a press release:
Today in Lesbianish TV: *The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Talking Liberally with Stephanie Miller (Current 9 a.m.), *Roseanne (We 10 a.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), *Reba (ABC Family 3:30 p.m.), *Friends (TBS 3:30 p.m.), Pariah (TMAX 5:15 p.m.), Your Sister’s Sister (Showtime2 5:30 p.m.), Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), Glee Live in Concert (HBO Family 7 p.m.), *Law & Order: SVU (USA 8 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), *Friday Night Lights (ESPN Classic 9 p.m.), Best in Show (Starz Comedy 9:35 p.m.), Nick Cannon Presents Wild ‘N Out marathon (MTV2 10 p.m.), *Friends (TV Land 10:30 p.m.), Arrested Development marathon (IFC 10:30 p.m.), *True Blood (HBO2 11 p.m.), Our Idiot Brother (Showtime2 12 a.m.) (Thanks Roni!)