Good morning, Brewbies! The Television Critics Association handed out their annual TCA Awards on Saturday night at the Beverly Hilton hotel in Beverly Hills, and the Emmys can still suck it because Tatiana Maslany totally took home the trophy for Individual Achievement in Drama.
Hey, people who keep calling Pink a lesbian, go ahead and keep on doing that. She’s flattered.
Guess what time of year it is? Oh, yes. It’s time for our annual WNBA Finals 2013 “Score Your Seats” Sweepstakes! From August 1st to September 1st, you have a chance to win two tickets to Game 3 of the 2013 WNBA Finals on October 1oth, plus airfare and 2 nights hotel accommodations. No purchase necessary to win. Check out the official contest here, and catch your favorite team in action this summer. Buy WNBA tickets!)
Lindsey Lohan is out of rehab and hosting Chelsea Lately. Her pre-filmed episode airs tonight. Apparently she clowns on K-Stew pretty hard. I’m just going to go on record as saying I’d prefer to see twice the Fortune Feimster and none of the Lohan.
We’re hearing rumors that Glee’s season five premiere has a title. A spoiler source says episode 501 will be called “Love, Love, Love,” which makes sense on account of it’s supposed to be a Beatles tribute episode. Apparently Kitty and Artie are set to duet on “You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away.”
Today in lesbian-ish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show*, Tabatha’s Salon Takeover marathon (Style 8 a.m.), Talking Liberally with Stephanie Miller (Current 9 a.m.), Do Something Awards 2013 (VH1 11 a.m.)* – Cynthia Nixon presents an award to Jesse Tyler Ferguson for raising money for marriage equality, The Fosters marathon (ABC Family 12 p.m.), All My Children (OWN 1 p.m.), RuPaul’s Drag U “Lesbians Gone Wild” (Logo 1 p.m.)*, The Bold and the Beautiful (CBS 1:30 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.)*, Celebrity Ghost Stories (Bio 6 p.m.) – With Dot-Marie Jones*, When I Was 17 (MTV2 6 p.m.) – With Jillian Michaels*, Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), Real Housewives of New Jersey “Best Frenemies Forever” (Bravo 7 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), The Fosters “I Do” (ABC Family 9 p.m.), Ray Donovan “Housewarming” (Showtime 9 p.m., 11 p.m.), Under the Dome “Imperfect Circles” (CBS 10 p.m.), Chelsea Lately (E! 11 p.m.) – With guest host Lindsay Lohan, and Fortune Feimster
*Denotes a rerun. (Thanks for the schedule, Roni!)