Of all the ten million things Glee needs to just stop, one of the main ones is pretending Rachel Berry is straight. It’s getting ridiculous. If there’s a beautiful blonde within a 100-mile radius who is slightly unhinged and also willing to slap her around a little bit, Rachel all over it like dots on dice.
Thank goodness our glorious #GaySharks know the truth.
— Amanda Mckay (@yakcmadnama) May 3, 2013Wow in 3 minutes Mercedes has become the best Glee club teacher ever! #musicrelated #gaysharks
— Amy Allen Tindall (@Amy_Allen1976) May 3, 2013
Rachel, you’re dancing with the wrong hot blonde. You have a train ticket. Use it. #WhereIsQuinn #gaysharks
— Marie (@buknerd) May 3, 2013
Why does this show want children to marry each other so damn hard?! #gaysharks
— dufrau (@dufrau) May 3, 2013
“Finally”? Are you even 18? #gaysharks
— dufrau (@dufrau) May 3, 2013
Blaine. Don’t make me lecture you about calling it gay marriage. It’s marriage equality or marriage. #gaysharks
— worldoftilt (@worldoftilt) May 3, 2013
Glee: Send the original cast to NYC and have them all live close to each other. And bring Quinn back!!! Original cast > new cast #gaysharks
— Stephanie Hicks (@JadeWhitlock21) May 3, 2013
Where was Burt for all of the other absurd storylines that needed human logic? #Glee #gaysharks
— Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) May 3, 2013
I didn’t know I could love Burt more, but his reality check talk to Blaine is amazing. I LOVE YOU BURT HUMMEL!!! #GaySharks
— Jerzey (@jerzeyredhead) May 3, 2013
The glee writers have a very specific marriage fetish. No judging but like it’s getting weird that they’re all getting married. #gaysharks
— worldoftilt (@worldoftilt) May 3, 2013
“I was only abusive to you because I thought you had potential.” Riiight, Miss July. Riiiiight. #gaysharks
— Alissa M. (@MurenoOokami) May 3, 2013
Rachel likes Cassandra’s abs more than Brodys.The sexual tension between them is a thing of beauty #gaysharks
— Nicole Kozak (@nicolekozak) May 3, 2013
After the Rachel and Cassie ab discussion I thought the hug would turn into an intense passionate make out. #glee #gaysharks
— StarryMag (@StarryMag) May 3, 2013
Sweet Marley looks great in yellow. Probably because she’s part buttercup. #thesweetest #Glee #gaysharks
— Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) May 3, 2013
This is very Brady Bunch Movie. You know me too well. #gaysharks
— Faede2Black (@Faede2Black) May 3, 2013
The fact that I love Stevie Wonder washed away anything I may not have like about this #glee episode! #gaysharks sang y’all
— Nadirah Ramos (@dida_ramos) May 3, 2013
That’s more yellow and orange than a Sunny D bottle. Love Artie, but the set design and costumes are hurting my eyes #GaySharks
— Jerzey (@jerzeyredhead) May 3, 2013
#gaysharksThe blondes in Rachel Berrys life are NOT interchangeable!!! #Faberryforever
— Whymz (@Whymz) May 3, 2013
GLEE is literally a fanfiction of itself. #gaysharks
— Gill. (@heartsparks) May 3, 2013
Loving that Mercedes, Kurt and Mike are all wearing Orange/Yellow so they can seemlessly come into the number #GaySharks #Glee
— Alyssa (@tvwithapb) May 3, 2013
Thank god #glee forgot about that catfish storyline this week #gaysharks
— Lindsey DeFranco (@decemberlindsey) May 3, 2013
How are they going to fit in all these storylines next week? With the time machine they use to instantly travel between cities? #gaysharks
— Alissa M. (@MurenoOokami) May 3, 2013
In other news, looks like Rachel’s been going through Santana’s closet to find that blazer. #gaysharks
— worldoftilt (@worldoftilt) May 3, 2013
After tonight’s episode I have never been more convinced that Rachel is a lesbian. She’s totally gay for hot blondes. #gaysharks
— Alli and Anna (@LezBesties) May 3, 2013
Wait, Shue propsed without a hoard of teenagers to back him up? #gaysharks
— Elizabeth Joy (@politicaljunk92) May 3, 2013
Wow. I actually enjoyed that episode a lot. Aaaand I feel really weird saying that. #gaysharks #beenawhile
— Amber (@AmberVix) May 3, 2013
Side-eye guy gif for the two Nyada gossipers. #gaysharks
— Svetlana Fernandes (@SvetlanaCF) May 3, 2013
Brittany really does have a beautiful mind, and eyes, and pretty much everything else… #glee #gaysharks twitter.com/StarryMag/stat…
— StarryMag (@StarryMag) May 3, 2013
For obvious reasons I don’t usually notice this type of thing, but Kurt’s pants seem to be about 10x tighter than usual today #gaysharks
— Elizabeth Joy (@politicaljunk92) May 3, 2013
my favorite part of #glee tonight was the part of the promo for next week that had Brittany in it #gaysharks
— AC (@AcPhotog27) May 3, 2013
Later that day, Sweet Marley Rose went home and wrote The Maraca Song. #gaysharks
— Svetlana Fernandes (@SvetlanaCF) May 3, 2013
How come the teacher’s attire at NYADA is basically… a bra? Is that a thing they do in schools now? #gaysharks #AlwaysBehindTrends
— Chen Drachman (@shokoshik) May 3, 2013
Tina just speaks for most of the Glee fandoms now huh? #gaysharks
— Allison (@peachesTECH) May 3, 2013
What the fuck is this maraca beating Mercedes? #GaySharks
— Lezzie Lou (@gaygirlproblem) May 3, 2013
Shipping Cassandra and Rachel. I don’t care. What’s the ship name?! I know it exists! #gaysharks
— Shazan LaShazawn (@ShanLaShawn) May 3, 2013
I can’t believe there’s only one more episode left. It seems like season four has been ten minutes long and ten million hours long, at the same time.
