Portia de Rossi’s 10 best “Arrested Development” moments

Getty ready to Blue yourself: This morning, Netflix finally announced the premiere date of the new season of Arrested Development!

All 15 new episodes will be released at the same time on Netflix on May 26! So, in honor of the return of one if the greatest comedies of all time, and the return of the world’s co-favorite lesbian, let us countdown our ten favorite things about Portia de Rossi‘s Lindsay Bluth Fünke.

10) Her intelligence

Michael: So, there’s going to be wine at rehab, huh?

Lindsay: Well, wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit.

Michael: So, you just finished off the bottle?

Lindsay: Well, I had to. It’s vodka, you know. It goes bad once it’s opened.

9) Her intuition

Michael: She’s a little bit more like me. It’s like we finish each other’s –

Lindsay: Sandwiches?

Michael: Sentences. Why would I say –

Lindsay: Sandwiches?

Michael: That time, I was going to say sandwiches.

8) Her chef skills

Lindsay: Check it out. I found that canned ham that we’d had forever, and I put it in a pot of boiling water, and guess what I’m calling it?

Michael: Soup?

Lindsay: Hot ham water.

7) Her compassion

Lindsay: You haven’t had a serious relationship since your wife, and you guys weren’t even speaking towards the end.

Michael: A lot of that was the coma.

Lindsay: Yeah, I’ve heard your side of it.

6) Her ambition

Michael: You’ve got to be the laziest person in the world.

Lindsay: If you weren’t all the way on the other side of the room, I’d slap your face.

5) Her hotness

Lindsay: I’m going to see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts. [Everyone stares at her.] I was trying to be sexy, it just got away from me.

Lindsay: You know what? I’m going to throw on a skirt, take off my underwear, and make your Pop-Pop proud!

4) Her nurturing nature

Lindsay: No, you’re not going to that. You see, if I show up with you, it’ll just make me seem like I’m a mother.

Maeby: I’ve never thought of you that way.

Michael: You know, instead of competing with Tobias, why don’t you try just spending a little bit more time with your daughter?

Maeby: Why? Is Tobias doing that?

3) Her altruism

Lindsay: There’s a cream with real diamonds in it. I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it’s only $400 a tub! That’s like, what? A million diamonds for $400? A million fucking diamonds!

2) Her moral compass

Lindsay: Well, they expect a certain amount of theft, Michael. It’s built into the price. If I didn’t take it, then people would be overpaying for nothing … It was shoplifting, and I’m white, I think I’m gonna be OK.

1) Her chicken dance

Are you excited for all new episodes of Arrested Development?