The rumor on the street is that Glee is going to hold another class election, and this year it will come down to a one-on-one cage match between Brittany and Blaine. (Team Brit, obviously.) Nearly all teen TV shows (and movies) love a good student government storyline and, frankly, so do we. So I’ve asked our writers to nominate their choices for the best class president ever, and now I’m asking you to choose between them. Check out our nominees below.
Candidate’s Name: Amy Bradshaw (D.E.B.S.)
Candidate’s Platform: High protein diets are overrated. Pirates are criminals.
Nominated By: Lucy Hallowell, Paige Braddock
Candidate’s Name: Andrea Zuckerman (90210)
Candidate’s Platform: Has fundamental ideological problems with teenage social rituals that basically do nothing but exacerbate fear of total insecurity and inferiority over one’s appearance while frenetically exploiting and, frankly, distorting the feminine ideal.
Nominated By: Lucy Hallowell
Candidate’s Name: Brittany S. Pierce (Glee)
Candidate’s Platform: Is a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Believes in her own magic.
Nominated By: Heather Hogan