In this morning’s Morning Brew, Trish Bendix posted the brand-new, white-hot, squeal-inducing Season 3 trailer for Pretty Little Liars. If you haven’t watched it yet, hop on over and do that right now, and then hop right back here. And if that’s not enough to get your heart pumping pure adrenaline to your brain, the official PLL Facebook page dropped some new promo photos yesterday. Of all the ways Pretty Little Liars plays with me, foreplay is one of my favorites — which means it’s going to be an unbearably exciting four weeks leading up to the season three premiere on June 5th. Here are the top ten promo revelations I’m most excited about.
1) The eyeballs are still the scariest thing about this show.
As you know, I was tickled by the Dark Side during the season two finale. JennaBot and Mona’s delicious Slytherinism was almost too much for me to handle. So I am delighted to see them sneaky peeking in such a prominent way so early in the season. Team up, bitches!
2) Text messages read aloud in unison are still a thing that is happening.
The PLL pilot was solid, but it wasn’t until the Liars read aloud A’s first text together that I knew this show was going to steal my heart. And they’re still doing it after all this time. Never change, my sinister songbirds.
3) Aria is still letting blind, rabid Gremlins dress her in the dark.
And is that Hanna being the big spoon? Double excellence!