Eric and Talbot are playing chess, until Tablot is bored. "Take off your clothes." They start getting it on and gay men everywhere move closer to their HD screens for the best view of Alex Skarsgard. Eric says it’s been a long time since he’s done this. "A man?" Talbot asks. "No, a vampire."
Jason and his gun(s) are at the drug dealer’s place, where blood is all over the floor and hillbilly music is coming out of a clock radio. He spots a naked guy eating a dead deer and runs outside – right into Crystal’s father. Jason tells him that Crystal is never coming back there and to leave her alone. He doesn’t appear to be threatened.
The wolves begin showing up at Sookie’s. One of them, of course, is Debbie. Little do they know, Bill and Jessica are hiding downstairs and ready to take them on. Debbie runs right upstairs to Sookie’s room and kicks her door down. Sookie has a gun. "I don’t want to kill you but I will." Debbie says she has nothing left to live for anyway because Sookie took it all.
Outside, Jessica is in the hands of Russell and Bill demands he let her go. "I’ll trade you the red one for the blonde one," he tells Bill.
He takes a bite out of Jessica and throws her to the wolves — literally. She runs off into the woods. Then the King pushes Bill on the ground and burns him with his silver spurs.