At Merlotte’s, Arlene asks Sam about the pitbull his mom and dad have at the house they are renting. Sam knows it’s Tommy and goes to find him, but, of course, he’s nowhere to be seen. He calls Andy Balflour down to the restaurant and asks where dog fighting happens nearby.
The sheriff fills him in and Sam tells Arelene to get him anything he wants on the house. Andy looks quite pleased with himself. as Sam bolts for his truck. On his way out of the parking lot, he damn near causes an accident with Jason, who screams "Where the hell did you learn to drive, Sam Merlotte?"
Jason spots the teen quarterback humping his girlfriend in the parking lot. He slaps the kid’s bare ass and asks him to get out of the car. Once he does, Jason takes the kid’s throwing arm and twists it saying lewd behavior in public is against the law.
Although he’s not a cop yet, he will be one real soon. Jason warns him that he’s got his eye on him and let’s him go.
Tara is trying to escape Russell’s yard but spots a white wolf. Luckily, it’s Alcide and he is able to convince her he is there to save Sookie. "You got a car?" she asks. He does so he’s OK in her book.
Sookie makes a run for the slave quarters but has to hide when she sees the drugged out Debbie and Coot dancing together in the yard. "Trash," Sookie says, which made me die LOLing. Anna Paquin is hilarious in this episode, from the mocking of Eric’s overdramatic intonation to clinging to her waitress identity.
She finally gets to Bill, and he’s so close to death. Lorena is still there, too, though and she pins Sookie up against the wall and takes a big bite.
What if Lorena became Sookie’s maker? Wouldn’t that make things interesting? I know, I know — it’s also highly improbable.