“True Blood” mini-cap 3.10 “I Smell a Rat”


At Merlotte’s, Arlene is nodding along to the newscast from the Fellowship of the Sun, talking s–t about vampires while Jessica is in the room. It’s not long before Jessica has her pinned up against the wall.


"OK, we get it — you don’t like vampires. Well I don’t like narrow-minded skinny bitches with bad dye jobs." Snap snap, Jessica. Way to tell her what for.

Arlene calls her evil and runs to the bathroom, giving Tommy the opportunity to slink over to Jessica talking dirty about how he likes her sexy fangs. Jessica is uninterested and moves away from his creepster attempt at kissing her.

Hoyt is trying to get rid of Summer, but she has decided that she’ll now call him "Bear" because he’s so big and cuddly, and that she’d like him to deflower her. "I know God wants girls to wait," she said, but she is ready.


Tara and Jason arrive back at his place and Tara is not thrilled to see Bill seeing as how she still wants all vampires to meet the True Death. Sookie asks if she can stay for a few days, seeing as how vampires and werewolves and the lesbians are after her. Bill leaves to go underground, but Tara stays with Sookie. Slumber party at Jason’s house!

Things aren’t all rosy between the BFFS, though. Tara is still upset Bill wouldn’t "lift a finger" to help her out of trouble at Russell’s, where she ended up getting beaten and raped. Sookie gives her a hug, but she’s still not giving up "the man she loves." She only gives him up when he tries to kill her, and she tends to get over that quickly.

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