“Torchwood” in Ten Minutes “Miracle Day” Episode 106: Jack Makes Them Good Girls Go Bad

 
 

HOLINSHED’S CHRONICLES

Esther: That guy Mr. Sleazasky went to see, the one from Torchwood, was he like yay high with a really grumpy face and bottle of pain pills he was eating like Skittles?

Beetle Bailey: [Still scrubbing at his hands] Yeah. Yeah, that was him. 

Esther: Right. OK.  

PANEM ET CIRCENSES

Mr. Sleazasky: [Watches Vera burn alive with all the pleasure of a Capitol citizen watching The Hunger Games]

Rex: Now that I have given away all the leverage I could have used to get myself free from you, how about you let me free from you?

Mr. Sleazasky: Another idea is that I could prod at your visible heart with a fountain pen. 

Rex: Wait, you’re a bad guy?

Mr. Sleazasky: Just a middle man, Rex. Like Stuart Owens. He gets his kicks by drinking booze and doing ladies. I get mine by playing racquet sports and waterboarding people. 

Rex: [Cries out in agony as Sleazy seriously sticks a pen in his chest and starts noodling around in there.]

Heather Hogan: [Passes the f--k out.]

 

MORTAL KOMBAT

Esther: Hellooo, Mr. Sleazasky! Hellooooo down here! I’m on a rescue mission! Where are you? Oh, wow. You’re all bloody again.

Mr. Sleazasky: What do you want?

Esther: Um, Dr. Vera Jaurez is on the phone for you. 

Mr. Sleazasky: Again with the Vera Juarez thing? Jesus God, I thought only straight white men had this many friends. Just, whatever. Prepare to die. 

 

INFINITY AND BEYOND

Owen Harper: [Calls out to Ianto in a sing-song voice] Better ready another bedroom for  — Oh, hang on. Hang on. Holy whoa.

 

SELF DEFENSE CLASS PAYOFF, YO

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