“Torchwood” in 10 Minutes “Miracle Day” Episode 107: Gwen Cooper undone

 
 

SAY WHAT UP TO TY TY, STILL SIPPING MAI TAI

Keeper of the Inn: [Italians away in Italian.]

Angelo Colesanto: She says what will we’ll do since there is only one bed.

Captain Jack: [to Angelo] Have sex in it, right? [to Keeper of the Inn] Sex! Seeeeexxx! S-E-X!

Angelo Colesanto: [to Keeper of the Inn]: He says he’ll sleep on the floor. 

Captain Jack: Listen, I’ve seen what can happen when someone takes a sports almanac back from the future, but I don’t mind telling you that the Great Depression is coming, so you’d better save some cash. 

Angelo Colesanto: Hey, look, a hooker on the balcony. I like hookers. Women ones, I mean. I like their, um, breasts because they are so breast-y. Do you like lady breasts?

Captain Jack: I like a lot of things. 

Angelo Colesanto: What kind of things?

Captain Jack: Kissing. Naked. 

Angelo Colesanto: Yeah?

Captain Jack: Yeah. Hands up if you want to see my Barrow-bum.

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SITTING COURTSIDE, KNICKS AND NETS GIVE ME HIGH FIVE 

Angelo Colesanto: New York is AWESOME! 

Captain Jack: The only thing you’ve seen so far is my bed. 

Angelo Colesanto: I know!

Captain Jack: C’mere, let’s cuddle.

Angelo Colesanto: So many firsts today! First time seeing magic! First time snuggling! No man ever snuggled me back in my village! By the way, how did you know about me being a raging homosexual?

Captain Jack: My magical wrist-strap has gaydar.

Angelo Colesanto: What?

Captain Jack: Just kidding. I knew because of the way your boner was pressing into my thigh when I tackled you back on Ellis Island. 

Angelo Colesanto: Oh. But it’s not obvious otherwise? Because you sort of put off this vibe that you want to, you know, make it with everyone around you. 

Captain Jack: You’ll learn to love that about me.

Fireworks: [Kaboom! outside the window, getting all symbolic about independence.]

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