One does not simply swoop into Bristol and manhandle Emily Fitch with giant not-Naomi hands — unless one is a troll. Mandy lured Emily away from Naomi with Dark Magic; then, once she had Emily alone, she tried to addle her brain with visions of doing it on beaches in Goa. By the time Emily came to her senses, she was already in bed with the monster. Just look at her terrified face and her tiny paws, gripping that duvet like a vice. Begone, Mandy! Away with your foul, loathsome trickery!
Frankie, Lip Service
I want to love Frankie, but she makes it so hard! She’s a selfish Lothario the likes of which the world hasn’t seen since McCutcheon! Only, Shane was constantly trying to redeem herself while Frankie is just breaking the heart of Hot Cop DS Sam Murray by proxy! I guess we’ll see if Frankie can turn it around with Lip Service‘s second series premieres tomorrow night.
Tila Tequila, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila
You know all those horrible bisexual tropes TV writers can’t stop using? “I’ll do anything because I’ll do anything.” “I’m whatever you want me to be, baby.” “I kissed a girl and I liked it. Hope my boyfriend don’t mind it.” Tila Tequila is all of those tired cliches wrapped up into a foul-mouthed ball of opportunistic fame whoredom.
Jenny Schecter, The L Word
I’ll be honest: I really didn’t want to put Jenny on this list. She had some of the most amazing moments of TLW‘s six season run. Remember when she told her assistant Sounder didn’t like her because she got the wrong color ribbons at the groomer? Or when she tried to get Shay to say, “Stacy Merkin is a f–king c–t”? Or when she kept spitting out her gum during Season 5? Sigh. Such fond memories. But on the other hand, she talked to manatees and wrote a tell-all Roman à clef about her best friends and got herself murdered by every character in the final season. Also, she killed a dog. Which, as Toxic Tonya can tell you, is an unforgivable offense.
Who do you think is the most annoying lesbian or bisexual TV character of all time?