On last night’s The Fosters, everyone was singing a little Salt ‘n Pepa because it was just sex talk from start to finish. Jesus is juggling too many girls and Mariana is jealous pissed about his philandering ways. Callie gave sex a try with Wyatt but found herself in the middle of a PTSD panic attack. Brandon got high and told Lena about the time Dani, the truly horrible human, raped him. Lena was everywhere, having heart-to-hearts, putting out fires, rescuing a stoned off his ass teenager as if she is getting ready to have a baby and disappear for a while. Stef followed Mike and found that he hadn’t killed Ana because, surprise!, she’s alive and living in a seedy hotel. Jude may have selective mutism, but you all don’t. Here are a few of our favorite tweets from last night.
Dani and Ezra should get together and discuss their statuatory rape exploits over Board Shorts Ale #gaydybunch #TheFosters
– Elizabeth Hall (@EvilPenguin543) July 15, 2014
Way to make your ex-wife’s current wife’s pregnancy about you. That’s a true skill bro. #GaydyBunch – Fútbol Chicken (@Morenadeca) July 15, 2014
Dear Pat Robertson…thank you for your part in ABCFamily. The Fosters is WONDERFUL! #GaydyBunch
– Jessica (@JessicaDWork) July 15, 2014
Stef in her uniform and glasses. This is not a drill! Lesbians unwrap the string cheese!!! #GaydyBunch – Fútbol Chicken (@Morenadeca) July 15, 2014
“Is it okay if I set up a way to two time you? Just until I can figure out how to break up with you.” #gaydybunch
– Ashe B (@birobot) July 15, 2014
There are like 83 people who live in that house, Callie. Maybe now is not the time. #TheFosters #GaydyBunch – Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) July 15, 2014
I have never enjoyed Brandon more than when he is tripping on a pot brownie. #TheFosters #Gaydybunch
– Alyssa (@tvwithapb) July 15, 2014
Um, dani, last time I checked you were NOT part of the 87 people who make up the Adams Foster family #sorrynotsorry #gaydybunch – Marlena R. (@mrod527) July 15, 2014
Callie. You seriously can’t have sex in that house. No one can. Stef and Lena had to book a freaking hotel room to get some. #gaydybunch
– Meftihe Phoenix (@meftihe) July 15, 2014
But actually, that brallie hashtag makes sense if you read it sarcastically #gaydybunch – Jen (@iFlipForRizzles) July 15, 2014
Come back later for the full recap.
