Pamela Swynford De Beaufort, True Blood
Pros: Owns more leather than even Bo Dennis, fiercely loyal, can mix a mean drink.
Cons: Vampire superiority complex, charm can turn from sweet to lethal in a nanosecond.
Dateability Rating: 2 Emily Fitches — You’ll probably never know whether or not she terrifies you or turns you on beyond measure, because with Pam they’re indistinguishable emotions.
Santana Lopez, Glee
Pros: Once she’s in, she’s in all the way. Genius treasure hunter. Dance skills eclipsed only by angelic voice. Tells it like it is.
Cons: Doesn’t understand the concept of tactful confrontation, carries around a journal to compile her insults, secret razor blades in her hair.
Dateability Rating: 3.5 Emily Fitches — Treat her like the ferocious panther she thinks she is and she’ll reveal her true kitten nature to you.
Kalinda Sharma, The Good Wife
Pros: Successful, savvy, knows exactly what she wants and is unafraid to pursue it.
Cons: Knows literally all of your business, even your secret fanfiction writing career.
Dateability Rating: 3 Emily Fitches — Just don’t cross her, OK?