Well, that was jarring, and I don’t just mean the rogue horse kicking Spencer in the head! Of all the bizarro moves the Liars have pulled over the last five seasons, victim-blaming Hanna for a grown-ass man trying to get in her pants was just the worst. What a topsy-turvy world when the Liars treat Ezra like a victim and Hanna like hot garbage. Liars better check themselves before Liars wreck themselves!
Your feelings felt the same as mine on this one:
The irony is that Aria claims that part of Hanna’s spiral is hooking up with an older man. #BooRadleyVanCullen
– Samantha J. Green (@SamanthaJGreen) July 30, 2014
BARISTA BADTOUCH. #BooRadleyVanCullen – Jenn (@editorjenn) July 30, 2014
Gourmet meals? Clean sheets? Hot bubble bath? Um, can we sleep over too, Mrs. Marin? #PrettyLittleLiars #BooRadleyVanCullen
– Pretty Little Liars (@LittleLiars) July 30, 2014
Dear PLL, please explain the difference between #CreepedOutHanna and #Ezria4Eva to me. #BooRadleyVanCullen – Lucy Hallowell (@lucyhallowell) July 30, 2014
I blame Ezra for this. These girls have no concept of what appropriate adult/teenager interaction looks like. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
– Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) July 30, 2014
My new happy place = Hanna’s nose pressed against a restaurant window. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL – Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) July 30, 2014
Ashley Marin’s shoulder is giving us 100% hot mom realness. #pll #BooRadleyVanCullen
– Dana Piccoli (@DanaPiccoli) July 30, 2014
Spencer, Emily, both of you have had issues with alcohol/drugs. A little sympathy for Hanna, would you? #BooRadleyVanCullen – FaberrittanaGirl (@FaberrittanaG) July 30, 2014
WAIT. Noel. Christmas carols. IT ALL FITS. (I don’t know what, but surely it does.)#booradleyvancullen
– Linster (@thelinster) July 30, 2014
Aria is totally on my shit list. And I took all the other names off for emphasis. #PoorHanna #BooRadleyVanCullen – Em Arch (@rudy0924) July 30, 2014
Why doesn’t Toby do something useful, like bring Spencer a pair of Jenna’s big ass sunglasses.. #booradleyvancullen
– Ana (@suarez1273) July 30, 2014
The goddess/creepster metric in Rosewood is clearly off the rails. You’re a beautiful queer female, or a pedophile. #BooRadleyVanCullen – Marieill Hill (@marieillhill) July 30, 2014
Whoa, Emily. That was some Ali-level lying right there. (With Aria-level lying skills.) #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
– Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) July 30, 2014
Damn it Ali! Didn’t your mother ever teach you not to trick your friend’s parents into thinking they may be murdered?! #BooRadleyVanCullen – Josh Hochman (@jhochman14) July 30, 2014
I want to hit Aria’s shirt with my shoe screaming “Kill it! Kill it!” #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
– Xan (@Xanadugrrl) July 30, 2014
NO ZACK! I have never been more disappointed by a character. And that includes the time Toby called cronuts disgusting. #BooRadleyVanCullen – ahotpieceofA (@ahotpieceofA) July 30, 2014
I really want a Pennsylvania police officer to watch all of PLL and catalog all the felonies. I wanna know who wins. #BooRadleyVanCullen
– Liz (@gatecrewgirl) July 30, 2014
Spemily trapped in a horse stable. I’m not even joking when I say I think I’ve read this fic. #BooRadleyVanCullen – World of Tilt (@worldoftilt) July 30, 2014
I really hope all the young girls watching this know that Aria’s reaction to Hanna’s accusations isn’t okay. #BooRadleyVanCullen
– Heather Blakely (@HeatherBlakely) July 30, 2014
A needs to quit horsing around. #BooRadleyVanCullen – Trevor Markanovic (@trevdawggg) July 30, 2014
Why is Toby becoming a cop? I thought he was like the only construction worker in the tri-county area? #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
– Keeley Sheehan (@KeeleyMSheehan) July 30, 2014
I really hope all the young girls watching this know that Aria’s reaction to Hanna’s accusations isn’t okay. #BooRadleyVanCullen – Heather Blakely (@HeatherBlakely) July 30, 2014
“Did both your parents move out?” A question we’ve all asked about Spencer’s home life at one point or another. #BooRadleyVanCullen
– Max (@HisNameIsMax) July 30, 2014
I totally read this as “made out” #BooRadleyVanCullen RT @ABCFpll: Phew! Spencer and Emily made it out of that barn safe! #PLL – Ange (@AngeloYellow) July 30, 2014
Takes 10 years to graduate high school in Rosewood but I bet Toby is a lieutenant in 3 episodes. #opposite #BooRadleyVanCullen
– RedDirtGirl (@RDG10) July 30, 2014
You can take the hobo out of Ravenswood but you can’t take the Ravenswood out of Rosewood. #potentialghostactivity #PLL #booradleyvancullen – Theodora (@TheodoraG13) July 30, 2014
Spencer: Hey Ems, should we maybe go interview that pony? Emily: I mean, yeah, ok. This show gives me life. #BooRadleyVanCullen
– Leora Rose (@leorarose) July 30, 2014
Caleb has booze in a paper bag. That’s the Hobo Full Circle, isn’t it. #BooRadleyVanCullen – Jenn (@editorjenn) July 30, 2014
Full recap full of overwrought feelings coming at you soon!
