Oh, you guys. You guys. Last week was so awful. It felt like getting into a fight with the love of your life for the first time when it’s been nothing but cuddles and making out and breakfast in bed and staying on the phone ’till 4 am and one more kiss and just stay the night; just stay forever. And then, one day out of nowhere, she’s yelling and you’re crying and later you don’t even remember how it started, but you miss her but you can’t call her because what you fought about was for real and you both need some time to think. But praise the Pretty Little Writers for the victim-blaming tone change in “March of Crimes.” Praise Aphrodite for Shay Mitchell‘s rage face. And praise this forever, until the stars burn out and oceans subside:
Your #BooRadleyVanCullen delightfulness:
— World of Tilt (@worldoftilt) August 6, 2014
I get why Emily was mad at Sydney. Sydney is lucky, last time someone fake friended Em, she stabbed and killed him #BooRadleyVanCullen #pll
— JLShepherd (@jl_shepherd) August 6, 2014
Clear eyes, full hearts, can lesbian. Rosewood forever. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Heather Blakely (@HeatherBlakely) August 6, 2014
Ali is so new, Aria never participates in important A stuff girl don’t you know that? #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Max (@HisNameIsMax) August 6, 2014
“You’re a little loud!” “You’re a little crazy!” Sounds like Thanksgiving dinner after a few glasses of wine. #PLL #booradleyvancullen
— Pretty Little Liars (@LittleLiars) August 6, 2014
Do these girls think that sunglasses make them invisible? That’s not how it works, Emily. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Lucy Hallowell (@lucyhallowell) August 6, 2014
First the bath salts now the moisturizer? Is there no end to Ali’s usurpation of Hanna’s toiletries?! #BooRadleyVanCullen #PrettyLittleLIars
— Theodora (@TheodoraG13) August 6, 2014
Even in the midst of a crisis, Ali never lets her legs get scaly. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Maya Goldsmith (@Maya_Goldsmith) August 6, 2014
Hanna has a keen sense of smell Spencer, especially glass windows when she wants a tuna sandwich. :/
#BooRadleyVanCullen #PrettyLittleLiars
— StarryMag (@StarryMag) August 6, 2014
“Why didn’t you keep up with all of my lies like I demanded? I thought we were BEST FRIENDS!?” #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Allison (@peachesTECH) August 6, 2014
Spencer-at-the-end-of-her-rope is my favorite Spencer. Lucky for me the end of her rope is Spencer’s resting place. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Jenn (@editorjenn) August 6, 2014
I have so many questions about this Spemily/Jenna/Sydney scene. The most important is why it didn’t last another hour. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— World of Tilt (@worldoftilt) August 6, 2014
Does no one else find it ironic that Spencer is the one asking where someone else’s parents are? #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Max (@HisNameIsMax) August 6, 2014
#BooRadleyVanCullen Caleb it’s ok to call the chickiest chick flick out there: Say Anything Chickpeas #PLL
— Elizabeth D-V (@324_B21) August 6, 2014
I was expecting it to be Toby under the sheet practicing his undercover police work. #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Book-Cracker Buffy (@PeaceLoveChai) August 6, 2014
Ali blasting Spencer for spying? Ali blasting Spencer for SPYING? #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Karly (@karlyko) August 6, 2014
I vote we give Spencer a pirate eye patch. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Heather Blakely (@HeatherBlakely) August 6, 2014
It so perfectly sums up this show that Ashley Marin has the RPD’s outbound number saved to her contacts. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL #PLLchat
— Marieill Hill (@marieillhill) August 6, 2014
Do you think Ali had a casting call for this? #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) August 6, 2014
“I never expected the Rosewood police to actually CATCH anyone. That was the flaw in my plan,” Alison. #BooRadleyVanCullen #pll
— Morgan Glennon (@mojotastic) August 6, 2014
Get you #PLLInsurance quote in 15 mins or less…if you aren’t ax murdered first. #pll #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Dana Piccoli (@DanaPiccoli) August 6, 2014
She sent pictures to a BLIND girl. Yeah right! #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Samantha J. Green (@SamanthaJGreen) August 6, 2014
I’d watch an entire hour of Emily berating someone. I’m not sure what that says about me. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— anh62950 (@anh62950) August 6, 2014
Are sunglasses mandatory to go to the eye doctor in Rosewood? #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Fútbol Chicken (@Morenadeca) August 6, 2014
Two Jennas in the reception area of an eye doctor isn’t very good marketing. #booradleyvancullen
— Linster (@thelinster) August 6, 2014
You know, because in high school, labeling a binder “confidential” in BIG BLOCK LETTERS really keeps kids from looking. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Tammy (@tylynn_sings) August 6, 2014
Gee, sorry Ashley. Boxes of wine don’t comfortably fit in a jeans pocket. #pll #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Dana Piccoli (@DanaPiccoli) August 6, 2014
It’s okay, Spencer, I don’t think anyone knows what happened to Caleb. That’s why Ravenswood got canceled. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Jenna Lykes (@jennalykes) August 6, 2014
“I didn’t expect to like you” I LITERALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO KISS OMG #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Zoe Abigail (@zohhhhhh) August 6, 2014
“When it comes to fashion, you are my guru!” Man, Ella is wrong about so much recently. #PrettyLittleLiars #BooRadleyVanCullen #pll
— Morgan Glennon (@mojotastic) August 6, 2014
Full recap coming soon!
