The best (and worst) Oscar red carpet dates

 
 

Best: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler


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If you don’t know why Tina Fey and Amy Poehler would make the greatest dates ever, we don’t want to know you. They are everything that is right with the world, a pair of unicorns that deserve all of our reverence and worship.

Best: Jessica Chastain


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Did you know that Jessica Chastain, in addition to looking like an actual angel from heaven, adopted a three-legged dog who recently wandered onto stage when she was doing live theater in New York? Yep, true story. She takes her little three-legged dog everywhere she goes and Ellen DeGeneres is so smitten with the little guy that she sent him a bunch of treats and toys. Probably Chastain will at least have the puppy with her in the limo on the way to the Oscars. Probably we could hold it and pet it and love it and cuddle it while poses works the red carpet.

Worst: Taylor Swift


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Another lady we love, the queen of her own creative empire, a beacon of light for aspiring musically-inclined girls everywhere. But sheesh, does she ever seem like she’s tripping balls at awards shows. If she’s not glowering at Adele for beating her (Golden Globes), she’s dancing so hard and loud even her friends are embarrassed to be with her (Grammys). Plus, honestly, we’re not sure we could handle the mean thigs she’d say about us in the song she’d write after our inevitable red carpet breakup.

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