Worst Relationship: Bette and Jodi
Apologies to Marlee Matlin, but I never did get invested in Bette and Jodi as a couple. I felt like Bette did during her weekend at Big Bear with Jodi’s numskull friends: I tried to make the best of it, but honestly, I just couldn’t wait for the whole thing to be over. Now that their relationship is kaput and we saw Jodi’s hateful side come out in her art, all I can say is "good riddance."
Second place goes to Bette and her id, inappropriate sex drive, love of guilt or whatever it is that makes her a well-dressed, high-functioning drama addict.
Best Continuity: Ivan Aycock
Who else completely forgot that Ivan owns a stake in The Planet? When SheBitch Dawn Denbo announced that Ivan had sold his/her share to her, the show’s writers acknowledged something that happened in Season 2. Imagine that.
What Denbo didn’t tell us is that Ivan sold his share for a $500 gift card to Babeland and 30 yards of Ace bandages.