When: Monday, September 20 (8:30pm)
Why we care: We almost don’t.
The least you need to know: CBS flunked their GLAAD report card. Hard. So they’ve decided to add a lesbian to the cast — just another woman who won’t sleep with David Spade.
When: Monday, September 20 (8pm)
Why we care: AfterEllen.com number one hottie, Olivia Wilde.
The least you need to know: Bisexual super doctor Thirteen will not be making out with any chicks unless it’s Sweeps. And even then, the scene might get pulled right before it’s set to air.
When: Tuesday, September 21 (8pm)
Why we care: Uh, Brittana. Faberry. Kurt Hummel. Emmy Award winner Jane Effing Lynch!
The least you need to know: They sing. They dance. Sometimes there’s a plot. Sometimes not so much. But just when you least expect it, you’ll find yourself bawling your eyes out. (See: season one finale.)