Plot Points: A bunch of retired CIA agents get back in the game with hilarious results.
Gay Points: Helen Mirren is hot wielding an automatic weapon and Mary-Louise Parker is also there, and hot.
Welcome to the Rileys
Plot Points: Kristen Stewart plays a stripper.
Gay Points: See above.
The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest
Plot Points: Lisbeth Salander is back for the third installment of the Millennium Trilogy.
Gay Points: Lisbeth, leather and a whole lot of ass kicking.
Plot Points: Animated comedy about a super villain (voiced by Will Ferrell) who defeats his arch nemesis (Brad Pitt) and gets to know a spunky girl reporter (Tina Fey).
Gay Points: You saw that I typed Tina Fey, right?
Plot Points: Naomi Watts stars in this Oscar-baity retelling of the real-life outing (as in cover, not gay) of CIA agent Valerie Plame during the Bush administration.
Gay Points: Brooke Smith also stars. I wonder if she needs glasses in this one.
For Colored Girls
Plot Points: All-star cast in the adaptation of the Tony-nominated Broadway play For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf from the prolific Tyler Perry.
Gay Points: Not sure, but I am sure you want to see Janet Jackson, Whoopi Goldberg, Phylicia Rashad, Kerry Washington, Anika Noni Rose, Thandie Newton , Loretta Devine, Kimberly Eliseand Macy Gray on screen together.