Teenagers to PTC: “Thanks for telling us about all the free porn in ‘Skins’!”

 
 

There’s one thing we can all agree on about US Skins: It’s a show that gives us a lot of feelings. It gives some of us warm, fuzzy feelings. It gives others of us blow-s–t-up feelings. It gives the Parents Television Council wake-up-in-the-night-in-a-cold-sweat feelings. It gives commercial sponsors pull-the-plug feelings. And with all those feelings floating around — especially when one of the feelings was “porn” — you had to know it wouldn’t be long until the parodies started landing.

Funny or Die was one of the first responders, with their documercial of teenagers thanking the PTC for alerting them that free porn is readily available on basic cable.

That dorky kid in the glasses who keeps trying to talk about open dialogue and getting shuffled off-screen? It’s weird that they didn’t cast me in that role, right?

 
 

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