Pink is undeniably hot and vocally talented, but I can also appreciate that she never seems to take herself too seriously. Case-in-point, her new video for the single "So What." Based very concretely on her relationship and now divorce from motocrosser Carey Hart, the song details Pink's moving on. (The repeated chorus contains the lyrics, "So what? I'm still a rock star.")

A musician who isn't afraid to use real life as lyrical fodder, Pink took the idea of her broken relationship and its media attention and turned it into a rather hilarious video. She plays pranks involving urination and beer bottles and harasses some newlyweds. … continue reading

What's so hot about Pink? It's almost easier to ask what's not hot about Pink (we've only got so much room on this blog, after all.)

Pink is a singer that can flawlessly reinvent her style (both musical and personal), and it's obvious that AfterEllen readers recognize she's also one tough broad (with the abs and arms to prove it.) … continue reading

Recently, I have been contemplating getting another tattoo. After all, it has been scientifically proven that they are hot. Before I get inked, however, there are two things I have to decide on first: the design and the placement.

Now you see why I am holding out. There is nothing worse than a bad tattoo.

Let's be real, though: The design options are endless; the placement options are not. And what better way to decide where to permanently mark my body than by looking to celebrities for guidance? It seems to be the trend.

First, there's the old-school armband that Pamela Anderson made popular.

Her thoughts on body art?

"Tattoos are like stories — they're symbolic of the important moments in your life. Sitting down, talking about where you got each tattoo and what it symbolizes, is really beautiful."

But what exactly does barbed wire symbolize? Oh, right: There was that 1996 movie written by someone named Ilene Chaiken. But I digress.

Moving on, I present to you arms and wrists.

Clockwise from top left: Winona Ryder, Jessica Alba, Alanis Morissette and Tegan and Sara.

(See more of Tegan and Sara's tattoos here.)

Of course, I could follow the examples of Megan Fox, Alyssa Milano and Christina Ricci and choose the back of my shoulder. … continue reading

During the American Idol results show this week, I caught a little bit of P!nk's performance. I couldn't believe how much she looked like Jackie Warner of Work Out.

Are they the same person? Has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time? This would explain so much. (Everything but P!nk's use of an exclamation point as a letter.) … continue reading

by Dorothy Snarker

The tattooed lady has been turning heads since long before Groucho Marx made Lydia the most famous one around. Before the lower back tattoo became the calling card of a generation of wannabe wild children, lesbians were rocking the ink with defiant flare. The tattoo even made No. 3 on the definitive list of Top 11 Lesbian Fashion Accessories (beaten only by the white ribbed tank top and the tie). But before we start a discourse on the geopolitical and sociological significance of tattoos on women, let's be honest with ourselves: They just look hot. Really, really hot. And on these ladies, they look even hotter.

With that, I give you my completely unscientific, but totally smoking, list of the Top 10 Tattooed Ladies.

10. Helen Mirren: The queen's got ink. The tattoo -- a small, interlaced symbol on her left hand -- is a remnant from her bad girl 20s when she "got very drunk on brandy and woke up with it the next day." I couldn't love her more.

9. Drew Barrymore: Doesn't part of you miss the old Drew? Sure, she is America's sweetheart now, but sometimes I long for the girl who would flash her tats — not to mention David Letterman — with pride.

8. Lena Headey: After Imagine Me & You made her every lesbian's favorite florist, fans were left wondering whether those tattoos were real. Turns out, yes. Yay for flower girls.

7. Eve: Placement is everything.

6. Amy Winehouse: Girl's got soul. And girl's also got naked girls tattooed onto her body. Works for me.

(Click "read more" to read the top 5.) … continue reading