You've probably seen "Caption This!" posts on other blogs. We've been wanting to give that a try too. Take a look at this shot from Bloodrayne, starring Michelle Rodriguez and Kristanna Loken:

Here's my weak attempt: "Dammit, Michelle, how many times do I have to tell you? Touch the points together. It's YMCA, not Y-M-C-V-with-a-crossbar."

I know you can do better. Leave your caption in the comments!