In the season 5 opener, Jenny put words in the mouths of Bette, Tina and Shane in her re-imagined version of what happened at the party in The L Word's pilot episode. Now it's your turn!

Submit your witty, searing, and/or creative captions of this scene, for the respect of your peers and the entertainment of us all.

C'mon, how hard can it be to be funnier/more original than Jenny?

When we posted a slideshow of all the new fifth-season promo photos for The L Word earlier this week, some of you suggested in the comments that we do a captioning game. It's a great idea! (I love it when y'all come up with great ideas so we don't have to.) As long as you enjoy it, we'll aim to do one L Word-themed "Caption This!" blog post each week throughout the new season (which begins January 6th).

Here's a photo from the stills released by Showtime to get us started — caption away!

Here are a few of my favorites so far:

"So then Erin said, 'What's up with all this Betty crap?' and POOF! Ilene killed off her character." (thelinster)

"Jenny's head will get THIS big if she gets to direct her movie and boss every one around." (cleothecat)

Alice: "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo... Domo..."
Shane: "Somebody shoot me, NOW!"(maylith)