Recently, I have been contemplating
getting another tattoo. After all, it has been scientifically proven that they are hot. Before I get inked,
however,
I don't frequent Victoria's Secret stores. I don't watch those lame Victoria's Secret TV specials. I don't peruse the Victoria's Secret catalog and never have,
Writers strike or not, November heralds in sweeps.
And sweeps heralds in guest stars. And guest stars herald in ... OK, I'm
officially out of stuff to heral
It’s T-minus seven days to
Halloween weekend, and you know what that means, right? It means that
it’s time to find a costume. But before you grab that b
Sometimes my job is too easy.
Really, it is. The jokes, they just write themselves. On days like this,
it’s like I don’t even need to bother showing up.
