Last night the unthinkable happened. My top choice actually won a television competition! In some bizarre twist of fate that will likely not be repeated for the next two hundred years, America got it right by voting Sabra Johnson their favorite dancer.

I'd love to be as generous as EW's recapper Adam B. Vary and claim that any result would have been okay with me, but my position on Team Sabra was cemented when she did her "Waiting on the World to Change" solo during the controversial anti-war week. … continue reading