Jenn and Dee call out Jackie for kissing on her employees, Rebecca for trying on bikinis, and Briana for not knowing her girlfriend was going on a lesbian cruise.

They also go on tangents about piercings, Maeve Quinlan in a white dress, and the term "the children" (this week's gay slang).

The cat makes a plea at the end for a Come With Me If You Want to Live banner, but the cat doesn't know that our wonderful graphic designer Kayla Jones is already working on one for Jenn and Dee — look for that next week.

In their first Work Out episode of Come With Me If You Want to Live, Jenn and Dee critique the new trainers on an attractiveness scale, question the workplace boundaries (or lack thereof) at Sky Spa, and explain why all the trainers should be fired.

Plus, what do Dawn Denbo and Jackie Warner have in common? Press play and find out!

If you missed it, watch Jenn and Dee's vlog about their experience as Dinah Shore virgins.

Bridget McManus and I recently stormed the red carpet at the annual HRC gala in Los Angeles where we spoke to some very lovely people.

Legendary friend-of-the-gays Judith Light humbled us with her thoughtful and dignified responses to our ridiculous questions. Then we caught up with Andrea Meyerson, being honored that night with the Local Hero Award for founding the lesbian social network “Women on a Roll." She introduced us to some of her friends, distracted us with a jaw-dropping gown, and once again confirmed my assertion that she is the lesbian Goldie Hawn.

We also chatted up some of our favorite reality tv gay boys, Christian Siriano (Project Runway) and Jesse Brune (Work Out). Christian told us all about the perks of his new found fame (free fast food!) and gave Bridget some very loving and gentle feedback about her outfit. (If you hear someone calling her a "hot mess," it was me, not Christian.)

Jesse Brune told us all about being raised by lesbians (we are only slightly more ferocious than wolves) and how the gay ladies in his life have taught him the joys of processing. We love him.

Finally, after some excruciating "will she or won't she talk to us" drama, Iron Chef America's openly gay chef Cat Cora — honored that night with the Hero for Visibility Award — talked to us about her favorite spices, what superhero powers she'd most like to possess, and teased us with a description of the hot new chef uniforms we'll be seeing this season on ICA.

She even gave a little shout out to AE. Soon after, I proposed to her and we were escorted off the property. … continue reading