AfterEllen.com Hot List-er #12 (and KarmanKregloe.com hottie #1, or #2 depending on Sarah Shahi's whereabouts on any given day) Scarlett Johansson made headlines today when pics of her sporting a new facial piercing and what appears to be a fake tattoo were circulated on the web.

The piercing caused less of a stir than her attire--which included a pair of khaki shorts. Granted, I don't really want to see Scarlett in khaki shorts either (it's like dipping your Ferrari Jewel Bako Roll in ketchup), but the controversy wasn't about how unglamorous khaki is. It was about the way Scarlett's butt looked in the offending shorts.