The Real L Word

Romi finds out if she'll have to go back to retail. Vivian tells Claire she's onto her b.s. Francine comes out with interesting results. Sajdah calms down. Whitney comes to a realization.

Sajdah and Chanel break up. Corcy gets some bad news. Vivian comes to town. And thanks to Francince, everyone finds out what Claire's been saying about them.

Cori gets inseminated while Whitney and Alyssa build a better wang. Sajdah runs out of things to do for Chanel and teaches her mother all about scissoring. Claire goes over on her minutes and Romi goes to Vegas. Alone.

Cori blows it out one last time, Sajdah shows off her mad parking skills, Kelsey goes door to door, Claire turns out to be both over and under-qualified, and Whitney makes a big decision. Again.

Whitney catches Sara being shady and loses her cool. Romi and Kelsey get hammered and become a Haute mess, Corcy goes to Plan B, and Sajdah marches in a parade.

In case strap-on scenes aren't enough for you. The second season of RLW premieres this Sunday on Showtime.

This month, the world premiere of The Perfect Family, starring Kathleen Turner and Emily Deschanel, and various celebrity sightings around town